Testicular Torsion by Serrabulho Lyrics

I was fasting
My penis had no action
He was depressed and friendless
Had no hole to fit in

Tried manual decompression
Put my ding dong in a fan
Even used the vacuum cleaner
And stuffed it in an apple pie

Nothing seemed to reduce the swelling
All day long my cock was sticking up
So I found this obese chick
She was horrendous but had no dick
She was so fat she had front, side and back boobs
But still she had a fanny

Once she humped me
She gave me testicular torsion
Bloody fat chick
Now my balls are all twisted!
Nothing seemed to reduce the swelling
All day long my cock was sticking up
So I found this obese chick
She was horrendous but had no dick
She was so fat she had front, side and back boobs
But still she had a fanny

Testicular torsion, testicular torsion