Star Whores by Serrabulho Lyrics
Met these intergalactic skanks
That were real sperm banks
They fought with dildo sabers
And had long cock raiders
Their vaginas were a black hole
Swallowing penises in its whole
They humped the Jedi Master
Put his dick in a plaster
With booty hunters they got befriended
Sometimes too much in and out got limbs distended
These chicks dig the dark force
As well as getting on all fours
Among them was Princess LayHer
Said to always say a prayer
Go Star Whores, and may the foreskin be with you!
Since she got often on her knees
And sucked with expertise
Screwed this fellow Imperial
But his penis was venereal
She also met Darth Invader
Sadly he was a fanny evader
He was gayer than Elton John
And switched her for an ass to stick on
That were real sperm banks
They fought with dildo sabers
And had long cock raiders
Their vaginas were a black hole
Swallowing penises in its whole
They humped the Jedi Master
Put his dick in a plaster
With booty hunters they got befriended
Sometimes too much in and out got limbs distended
These chicks dig the dark force
As well as getting on all fours
Among them was Princess LayHer
Said to always say a prayer
Go Star Whores, and may the foreskin be with you!
Since she got often on her knees
And sucked with expertise
Screwed this fellow Imperial
But his penis was venereal
She also met Darth Invader
Sadly he was a fanny evader
He was gayer than Elton John
And switched her for an ass to stick on