Double Flusher by Seething Fuck Patties Lyrics

[Intro: Craven Moorehead]
1, 2, 3, 4!

[Chorus: Stool Poopins]
Double flusher, double flusher
I took a shit, it was like no other
It was a double flusher
Made me feel like a brand new mother

[Verse 1: Stool Poopins]
Fuck, that turd was tough
It needed an extra flush
So much shit in one toilet bowl
So much shit from one asshole

[Chorus: Stool Poopins]
Double flusher, double flusher
I took a shit, it was like no other
It was a double flusher
Made me feel like a brand new mother
Double flusher, double flusher, double flusher
Double flushaaaaaaaa
[Verse 2: Stool Poopins]
Fuck, that turd was tough
It needed an extra flush
So much shit in one toilet bowl
So much shit from my motherfuckin' asshole

[Chorus: Stool Poopins]
Double flusher, double flusher
I took a shit, it was like no other
It was a double flusher
Made me feel like a brand new mother
Double flusher, double flusher, double flusher
Yeah, double flushaaaaaaaa

[Bridge: Stool Poopins]
Oakland County, it's the sixth richest county in America
Yet it allegedly treats its shit and piss and dumps it out into Lake St. Clair
Part of the Great Lakes, the nation's largest freshwater supply
The rich eat where they shit and they shit where they eat and drink!

[Guitar Solo: Mr. Wipes Forward]

[Verse 3: Stool Poopins]
Fuck, that turd was tough
It needed an extra flush
So much shit in one toilet bowl
So much shit from one asshole
[Chorus: Stool Poopins]
Double flusher, double flusher
I took a shit, it was like no other
It was a double flusher
Made me feel like a brand new mother
Double flusher, double flusher, double flusher
Double flushaaaaaaaa
Double flusher!