Thiccer Than The Bible by SeaJaye, Yung Tracker, Woolly Mammoth Lyrics
[Verse 1: SeaJaye]
It's me and Yung Tracker, I rap like a cracker
It really be SeaJaye, the real toe attacker
I'm eating her toes, I put them on a platter
I'm eating her feet, like it be cake batter
December 1st, call me "the nutcracker"
She sucking so hard, she sucked out my bladder
My dick is a present, I don't use a wrapper
I'm seeing your girl, and I gave her the dagger
All about bootyhole, dick in her crapper
If she looking hairy, I might have to wax her
I'm hitting so hard, because I'm a linebacker
I suck on her middle toe, pass to Yung Tracker
(Okay, then)
Eat her out like a vampire, go in with fangs
Got anime bitches, shoutout to Dbangz
She drive like a horse, I drive a mustang
Putin is thicc, I mean I'm just saying
I gave her my number now your bitch is ranging
(Wait a minute, why is your bitch ranging my line?)
[Chorus: SeaJaye]
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
[Verse 2: Yung Tracker]
Yung Tracker on the beat
And I may not suck feet
But I do beat my meat
And my gang is on fleek
This ain't no Point Gang
But I do gang bang
And I finger my dog
And I drink eggnog
(aye)
I'm the underdog aye
But please suck my toes miss
And your mom (agh!)
Says take a piss sis
Give me a deep kiss
(aye)
I'm like Bill Cosby
Because I'm really cocky
And my bestie is Bobby
This song is really saucey
Thiccer Than The Bible
This is not a recital
SeaJaye got those "sandy cheeks"
We ain't not geeks
Wait one minute, I gotta take a leak
This is very neat
I had to, pay for this time
Balling so hard and my momma is a dime
I'm not close to my prime
And I fucked your mom, long time
It takes her lifetime
I just had to flex
I really like sex
We always get these checks
How do we afford the rolex?
Flexing so hard feeling like it's D-Day
Let me touch your little sisters... (woah-woah-woah-woah) nevermind!
Gotta go take a shit (ughhhhhhh!)
[Chorus: SeaJaye]
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
[Brief Intro: Woolly Mammoth]
Oh fuck, I dropped my phone in the toilet
Fucccccccccckkkkkkkk
[Verse 3: Woolly Mammoth]
You say you ain't playing
Well yo bitch so boring
She gave me the top, and I just started snoring
My guy I'm just playing, no girls I be laying
But if I suck on her toes, then we gon be mating
I get to the MILFs
I don't need no practice
She hop on and scream
Like my dick's a cactus
Imagine, Imagine, she ridin my dragon
She said she a dude, so I can't be clappin
Lil bitch I ain't rapping, I just speak the truth
Couple thicc fellas with me in the booth
My bros are real cuties and they got the booties
Yea my boys be packin, they keep that spare coochie
Speaking of booties, I'm getting kinda hungry
She swinging on my vine, like she from Jumangi
My pants are too tight, and my balls getting itchy
This rap way too long, and this verse getting sketchy
Pass it to the big bro to finish it off, shoot shot like a cumstain
Get my dick out your mouth
[Chorus: SeaJaye]
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
[Diclaimer: BdoubleODOGSTIX]
I'm sorry!
This really wasn't meant to be gay...
It's me and Yung Tracker, I rap like a cracker
It really be SeaJaye, the real toe attacker
I'm eating her toes, I put them on a platter
I'm eating her feet, like it be cake batter
December 1st, call me "the nutcracker"
She sucking so hard, she sucked out my bladder
My dick is a present, I don't use a wrapper
I'm seeing your girl, and I gave her the dagger
All about bootyhole, dick in her crapper
If she looking hairy, I might have to wax her
I'm hitting so hard, because I'm a linebacker
I suck on her middle toe, pass to Yung Tracker
(Okay, then)
Eat her out like a vampire, go in with fangs
Got anime bitches, shoutout to Dbangz
She drive like a horse, I drive a mustang
Putin is thicc, I mean I'm just saying
I gave her my number now your bitch is ranging
(Wait a minute, why is your bitch ranging my line?)
[Chorus: SeaJaye]
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
[Verse 2: Yung Tracker]
Yung Tracker on the beat
And I may not suck feet
But I do beat my meat
And my gang is on fleek
This ain't no Point Gang
But I do gang bang
And I finger my dog
And I drink eggnog
(aye)
I'm the underdog aye
But please suck my toes miss
And your mom (agh!)
Says take a piss sis
Give me a deep kiss
(aye)
I'm like Bill Cosby
Because I'm really cocky
And my bestie is Bobby
This song is really saucey
Thiccer Than The Bible
This is not a recital
SeaJaye got those "sandy cheeks"
We ain't not geeks
Wait one minute, I gotta take a leak
This is very neat
I had to, pay for this time
Balling so hard and my momma is a dime
I'm not close to my prime
And I fucked your mom, long time
It takes her lifetime
I just had to flex
I really like sex
We always get these checks
How do we afford the rolex?
Flexing so hard feeling like it's D-Day
Let me touch your little sisters... (woah-woah-woah-woah) nevermind!
Gotta go take a shit (ughhhhhhh!)
[Chorus: SeaJaye]
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
[Brief Intro: Woolly Mammoth]
Oh fuck, I dropped my phone in the toilet
Fucccccccccckkkkkkkk
[Verse 3: Woolly Mammoth]
You say you ain't playing
Well yo bitch so boring
She gave me the top, and I just started snoring
My guy I'm just playing, no girls I be laying
But if I suck on her toes, then we gon be mating
I get to the MILFs
I don't need no practice
She hop on and scream
Like my dick's a cactus
Imagine, Imagine, she ridin my dragon
She said she a dude, so I can't be clappin
Lil bitch I ain't rapping, I just speak the truth
Couple thicc fellas with me in the booth
My bros are real cuties and they got the booties
Yea my boys be packin, they keep that spare coochie
Speaking of booties, I'm getting kinda hungry
She swinging on my vine, like she from Jumangi
My pants are too tight, and my balls getting itchy
This rap way too long, and this verse getting sketchy
Pass it to the big bro to finish it off, shoot shot like a cumstain
Get my dick out your mouth
[Chorus: SeaJaye]
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, I'm just saying, thiccer than the bible and that booty got me praying
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
Saying, saying, now I'm just saying, Yung Tracker the greatest and no I ain't playing
[Diclaimer: BdoubleODOGSTIX]
I'm sorry!
This really wasn't meant to be gay...