Jeannie’s Got a Problem With Her Uterus live WFMU 1992 by Screeching Weasel Lyrics

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Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
She's got trouble with her tubes
If you go past her vagina and her cervix, you will find
A completely empty room

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless

Her physician has injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to eradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive

Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie isn't ovulating
Jeannie isn't ovulating
Jeannie isn't ovulating
Jeannie isn't ovulating now

No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
To the pain that Jeannie's goin' through this year
Her husband's sperm was studied
And swiftly passed the test
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
Artificial insemination can't
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
Yeah

Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
Got a problem, got a problem with her uterus
Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
Got a problem, got a problem with her uterus
Oh yeah