Rowboat Parody by Sarah Dorothy Lyrics

[Chorus]
I'm a rowboat, yeah
Riding through the waves of the hate and no fame
They keep talkin', they keep clickin'
Typin' every word they thinkin'
Oh but honey I ain't sinkin'
This is can coke I be drinkin'
I'm a rowboat, yeah
I cost zero bucks
And I'm givin' zero bleeps
While I rise above these creeps
I'm just hangin with my peeps
Makin best friends yeah for keeps

[Verse 1]
Attention is a form of flattery
I'm rechargin' my battery
So I can raise my salary
Captain! A virgin dacquiry
Take in every calorie
My glass can make the gallery
And I, I'm a rip-off dollar karat
If it's Gucci I don’t wear it
If it’s Target I can bear it
Wake up! School starts at eight
I might be a little late
While I'm bathin' in the hate
[Chorus]
I'm a rowboat, yeah
Riding through the waves of the hate and no fame
They keep talkin', they keep clickin'
Typin' every word they thinkin'
Oh but honey I ain't sinkin'
This is can coke I be drinkin'
I'm a rowboat, yeah
I cost zero bucks
And I'm givin' zero bleeps
While I rise above these creeps
I'm just hangin with my peeps
Makin best friends yeah for keeps

[Verse 2]
My pony big like Gabi
Makeup lookin tacky
Nails like a baddie
And I, if I look like her I’m cute
You can search me on Kahoot
Or I bite you in a fight
And I, I'm the Irish Barbie doll
A leprechaun so small
My picture ain’t on your wall
Me in luggage, you in economy
Lips by a Kylie
Girl by biology
Five hair ties on each wrist
Not on my shopping list
My knuckles spell mini-Gabi
When I bring 'em to a fist
It's good to get miffed
Livin oh so thrift
Makin you a vibe
Hopin you’ll subscribe