Marry-you-Anna by Salil jamdar Lyrics
Ch@ras, g@nja, Bhang, ya marry-you-anna
Isse jo bhi kaho, 5000 saal purana hai ye rishta
Hamare ayurved, Rigved, Charaka Samhita
Insab me isse eak deivi aur aushadi vanashpati kaha gaya hai
Par kuch bahut hi f*ked up kaarno ki wajah se
Aaj ise villain maana jata hai
Chahe tum ise ban karo, Maine pee liya
Risky mudde pe song, Maine gaa liya
Gaa liya.., Padengi galiyan..
Marry-you-anna
Sadiyon purana marry-you-anna
Mausham begunah marry-you-anna
Today i sing for marry-you-anna
Harmless when had in moderation marry-you-anna
Relatively non-addictive plant marry-you-anna
Magical medical plant marry-you-anna
This is the truth of marry-you-anna
(Marry-you-anna)
Jai shambho
Pehla nasha, pahla dhuan
Naya joint hai, nayi kick hai yaar
Kar loon main roll apna maal
Pahadi pure maal
Bina kiye tobacoo istemaal
Le tu bhi chadha
Healty nasha nutritious dhuaan
(50% cancer cases – Cigratte, Tambaaku)
(Pata hai bhai)
(90% mouth cancer cases – Cigratte, Tambaaku)
(f*it bro naa)
(possible erectile dysfunction – Cigratte, Tambaaku)
(Are hatao na bhai)
(Abe khada hona band ho jayega tera)
(oh my God)
(Aur marry-you-anna, cancer ko spread hone se rokta hi nahi, puri tarah cure bhi karta hai)
(The national cancer institute of America has admitted it)
(Holly sh*t)
(haa tatti bhi ekdum smooth hi nikalti hai agle din)
(Salil bhai.. Ye illegal hai..aur cigratte daaru itna ghatak hokar legal hai, aisa kyu ?)
Cigrette sales se sarkaar ko milta maal
3000 carors tax minimum har saal
(Daaru ka bhi aisa hi hai kuch)
Marry-You-Anna ke hain medical benifits beshumaar
Major diseases ki saste me deta maar
Eak kar dega maa-bahan “pharma companies ki
So they’ll make sure stays banned for eternity
Modern medicine rocks
Ban ke kai aur reasons hai yaar
Wo ch* US ka isme hath hai yaar
1985 ki baat hai yaar
Khud google kar le yaar
Thoda sa aapna dimag tu bhi chala
Nonstop nasha, Nonstop dhuaan
Eh jyada nahi latt lag jayegi
(Bhai google karke aaya hoon)
(Study shows Marry-You-Anna addiction is very rare)
(Alcohol, Cigarette, even tea and coffee and fast food are more addictive than Marry-You-Anna)
(Fir bhi 1 in 10 Marry-You-Anna smokers are mentally addicted)
(mentally addicted matlab?)
(matlab cigrette, daru ki tarah ye inke sareer ko lat nahi lagwata, nahi haani pahunchata hai, par inke man ko aadat lag jati hai us mast, halke, light-headed feeling ki)
(Aur fir agar lambe samay tak karne nahi mila to diperession, anxiety, aur teenage mein hadd se jyada phoonk liya to memory and brain congnition function both may get severely affected)
(hindi me bol na bhai)
(Apne ko ganw khede me popolar hona hai ki nahi)
(Hindi me kahoon to pichwade me danda aaj ghusega, dard parso hoga)
(Aur waqt ki sui aatki rahegi eak hi jagaha)
(is gaane ki tarah)
(Samjha nahi salil bhai tum gungaan gaa rahe ho, Marry-You-Anna best hai wo hai law* hai lasun hai)
(Kya hai?)
(how is it so good and kickass)
(if it can be addictive and harmful?)
(Aisi koi bhi cheej nahi hai jo hadd se jyada use karo to buri na ban jati ho)
(Please explain bhai desh ka dimag thoda kam hai)
Maa ke pyar ka overdose , aulaad ko de bigaad
Jyada paani dene par , Marr jayega young jhaad
So if you get yourself addicted in the great lord shiva’s name
Tikki aur Chillum nahi, youer self-controll is to blame
Tu jaiso ki kaanmasti ki wajah se hi khalnaayak ye loveley jadi buti
Mentally weak cowards
Social media, karega aab mujhpe waar
Medicos, Ded shaane, Haters and charsis charo chadenge yaar
Bring it on hoon taiyaar, main born nidar hoon yaar
Sach aur saahas ho jiske man mein
Aant mejeet ussii ki rahe
Isse jo bhi kaho, 5000 saal purana hai ye rishta
Hamare ayurved, Rigved, Charaka Samhita
Insab me isse eak deivi aur aushadi vanashpati kaha gaya hai
Par kuch bahut hi f*ked up kaarno ki wajah se
Aaj ise villain maana jata hai
Chahe tum ise ban karo, Maine pee liya
Risky mudde pe song, Maine gaa liya
Gaa liya.., Padengi galiyan..
Marry-you-anna
Sadiyon purana marry-you-anna
Mausham begunah marry-you-anna
Today i sing for marry-you-anna
Harmless when had in moderation marry-you-anna
Relatively non-addictive plant marry-you-anna
Magical medical plant marry-you-anna
This is the truth of marry-you-anna
(Marry-you-anna)
Jai shambho
Pehla nasha, pahla dhuan
Naya joint hai, nayi kick hai yaar
Kar loon main roll apna maal
Pahadi pure maal
Bina kiye tobacoo istemaal
Le tu bhi chadha
Healty nasha nutritious dhuaan
(50% cancer cases – Cigratte, Tambaaku)
(Pata hai bhai)
(90% mouth cancer cases – Cigratte, Tambaaku)
(f*it bro naa)
(possible erectile dysfunction – Cigratte, Tambaaku)
(Are hatao na bhai)
(Abe khada hona band ho jayega tera)
(oh my God)
(Aur marry-you-anna, cancer ko spread hone se rokta hi nahi, puri tarah cure bhi karta hai)
(The national cancer institute of America has admitted it)
(Holly sh*t)
(haa tatti bhi ekdum smooth hi nikalti hai agle din)
(Salil bhai.. Ye illegal hai..aur cigratte daaru itna ghatak hokar legal hai, aisa kyu ?)
Cigrette sales se sarkaar ko milta maal
3000 carors tax minimum har saal
(Daaru ka bhi aisa hi hai kuch)
Marry-You-Anna ke hain medical benifits beshumaar
Major diseases ki saste me deta maar
Eak kar dega maa-bahan “pharma companies ki
So they’ll make sure stays banned for eternity
Modern medicine rocks
Ban ke kai aur reasons hai yaar
Wo ch* US ka isme hath hai yaar
1985 ki baat hai yaar
Khud google kar le yaar
Thoda sa aapna dimag tu bhi chala
Nonstop nasha, Nonstop dhuaan
Eh jyada nahi latt lag jayegi
(Bhai google karke aaya hoon)
(Study shows Marry-You-Anna addiction is very rare)
(Alcohol, Cigarette, even tea and coffee and fast food are more addictive than Marry-You-Anna)
(Fir bhi 1 in 10 Marry-You-Anna smokers are mentally addicted)
(mentally addicted matlab?)
(matlab cigrette, daru ki tarah ye inke sareer ko lat nahi lagwata, nahi haani pahunchata hai, par inke man ko aadat lag jati hai us mast, halke, light-headed feeling ki)
(Aur fir agar lambe samay tak karne nahi mila to diperession, anxiety, aur teenage mein hadd se jyada phoonk liya to memory and brain congnition function both may get severely affected)
(hindi me bol na bhai)
(Apne ko ganw khede me popolar hona hai ki nahi)
(Hindi me kahoon to pichwade me danda aaj ghusega, dard parso hoga)
(Aur waqt ki sui aatki rahegi eak hi jagaha)
(is gaane ki tarah)
(Samjha nahi salil bhai tum gungaan gaa rahe ho, Marry-You-Anna best hai wo hai law* hai lasun hai)
(Kya hai?)
(how is it so good and kickass)
(if it can be addictive and harmful?)
(Aisi koi bhi cheej nahi hai jo hadd se jyada use karo to buri na ban jati ho)
(Please explain bhai desh ka dimag thoda kam hai)
Maa ke pyar ka overdose , aulaad ko de bigaad
Jyada paani dene par , Marr jayega young jhaad
So if you get yourself addicted in the great lord shiva’s name
Tikki aur Chillum nahi, youer self-controll is to blame
Tu jaiso ki kaanmasti ki wajah se hi khalnaayak ye loveley jadi buti
Mentally weak cowards
Social media, karega aab mujhpe waar
Medicos, Ded shaane, Haters and charsis charo chadenge yaar
Bring it on hoon taiyaar, main born nidar hoon yaar
Sach aur saahas ho jiske man mein
Aant mejeet ussii ki rahe