Valiant Stream by SARN Lyrics

“He won’t do it,” they said
“I mean, come on, if you don’t do it then you’re scared”
Oh all the frat boys whistled
And the liberal chicks with the hairy pits they raised their fists
That’s when I pissed
Oh I pissed
One valiant stream
One for the team
Wish I knew what’d come next
A mass change from cheering and chanting my name
Just a raging shitstorm
From strangers and friends, and anonymous kids on the internet
Because I pissed
Oh I pissed
From atop the roof
Into a crowded pool
I’m over it
This collective hivemind groupthink bullshit
What did you expect?
You fuckers bet me, pressed me, dared me
“He won’t do it,” they said
“I mean, come on, if you don’t do it then you’re scared”