Technicolor Weirdos Inspired by VRChat by Russell Sapphire Lyrics
[Intro: Russell Sapphire & KryFuZe]
So I was talking to my friend one day and he said
Hey, you should play this game called VRChat! HeEeEeE!
And that was only the beginning of a long, hard, thick story
So I whipped out my headset, among other stuff and turned the thing on
But when I booted up the game I didn't expect everyone there to be turned on too
[Verse 1: Russell Sapphire]
Fox girls, with big tits
Sayin' shit like owo, what's this?
They're furries, and gamers
Emphasis on gay, tilde murr
I'm on my death bed
And now I'm between these big, long, lush legs
It's quite strange, I'll admit
But honestly, it doesn't bother me one bit
[Rap Segment 1: Russell Sapphire]
I never thought my sexuality would be a squabble
But this game, if nothing else, is causing it to wobble
Much more than the what's hanging from these female's chests
But less than the wiggle expression in After Effects
There's people coming up to me and trying to give me head pats!
Running round all over now, but I just wanna get that!
Virtual experience, but furries got me curious
And furthermore, this is the door to problems rather serious
[Chorus 1: ZaBlackRose & Russell Sapphire]
Oh yeah (yeah), oh yeah yeah (oh yeah)
You know you like it, baby (baby)
Oh yeah (yeah), oh god yeah (oh yeah)
Speaking of, he cannot save me
My time (time) in this game (game)
Has been one hell of a stay (a stay)
My rep has been defamed (defamed)
I don't think I'll ever be the same
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 2: Russell Sapphire]
Stockings, wait, is that a bulge?
I guess that's something they don't wanna divulge
I could stare at it all day
Don't give a damn if that makes me gay
They're so soft and, fwuffy
I'm not referring to their cocks, you dummy!
These headpats, keep 'em coming
Because real soon, that's what I'm gonna be doing
[Rap Segment 2: Russell Sapphire]
This whole game's a fuckin' meme, I just heard a Russian scream
Not as bad as CS:GO, these nekos gonna kill me though
2D girls turn 3D; happy birthday 2Ds chicks
Get myself under control while tryna grab their bulgy- (Ooh)
God I love the smell of her, especially her nutsack
Got me bendin' over, senpai put it in my butt, nya!
Never thought I'd have those words-a-comin' out my mouth
But there is something going in there, and I think you know what that's about
[Chorus 2: ZaBlackRose & Russell Sapphire]
Oh yeah (yeah), oh yeah (oh yeah) yeah
I know you love it, baby~ (baby~)
Oh yeah (oh yeah), oh fuck (oh yeah!) yeah!
Now you're part of the realm of crazies
My time (game) in this game (game)
Has taken up my whole day (whole day)
I can no longer feel (feel shaaame) shame
But I don't care, I live in this game
[Outro: Russell Sapphire]
Nya
So I was talking to my friend one day and he said
Hey, you should play this game called VRChat! HeEeEeE!
And that was only the beginning of a long, hard, thick story
So I whipped out my headset, among other stuff and turned the thing on
But when I booted up the game I didn't expect everyone there to be turned on too
[Verse 1: Russell Sapphire]
Fox girls, with big tits
Sayin' shit like owo, what's this?
They're furries, and gamers
Emphasis on gay, tilde murr
I'm on my death bed
And now I'm between these big, long, lush legs
It's quite strange, I'll admit
But honestly, it doesn't bother me one bit
[Rap Segment 1: Russell Sapphire]
I never thought my sexuality would be a squabble
But this game, if nothing else, is causing it to wobble
Much more than the what's hanging from these female's chests
But less than the wiggle expression in After Effects
There's people coming up to me and trying to give me head pats!
Running round all over now, but I just wanna get that!
Virtual experience, but furries got me curious
And furthermore, this is the door to problems rather serious
[Chorus 1: ZaBlackRose & Russell Sapphire]
Oh yeah (yeah), oh yeah yeah (oh yeah)
You know you like it, baby (baby)
Oh yeah (yeah), oh god yeah (oh yeah)
Speaking of, he cannot save me
My time (time) in this game (game)
Has been one hell of a stay (a stay)
My rep has been defamed (defamed)
I don't think I'll ever be the same
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 2: Russell Sapphire]
Stockings, wait, is that a bulge?
I guess that's something they don't wanna divulge
I could stare at it all day
Don't give a damn if that makes me gay
They're so soft and, fwuffy
I'm not referring to their cocks, you dummy!
These headpats, keep 'em coming
Because real soon, that's what I'm gonna be doing
[Rap Segment 2: Russell Sapphire]
This whole game's a fuckin' meme, I just heard a Russian scream
Not as bad as CS:GO, these nekos gonna kill me though
2D girls turn 3D; happy birthday 2Ds chicks
Get myself under control while tryna grab their bulgy- (Ooh)
God I love the smell of her, especially her nutsack
Got me bendin' over, senpai put it in my butt, nya!
Never thought I'd have those words-a-comin' out my mouth
But there is something going in there, and I think you know what that's about
[Chorus 2: ZaBlackRose & Russell Sapphire]
Oh yeah (yeah), oh yeah (oh yeah) yeah
I know you love it, baby~ (baby~)
Oh yeah (oh yeah), oh fuck (oh yeah!) yeah!
Now you're part of the realm of crazies
My time (game) in this game (game)
Has taken up my whole day (whole day)
I can no longer feel (feel shaaame) shame
But I don't care, I live in this game
[Outro: Russell Sapphire]
Nya