Expecto My Fist by Rubeus and the Hagrids Lyrics

[Intro]
Muscle wizard casts fist!

[Verse 1]
Dursley got a gun in my face?
Expecto my fist!
Dudley's crying in the corner?
Expecto my fist!
There's a basilik in the drain?
Expecto my fist!
Draco Malfoy exist?
Expecto my fist!

[Chorus]
Who-oa, I don't need a wand to take care of you
Who-oa, you're gonna need it
When I'm done with you
So expecto my fist!

[Instrumental break]
[Verse 2]
Ron beat me in wizard chess?
Expecto my fist!
Hermione read a book?
Expecto my fist!

[Chorus]
Who-oa, I don't need a wand to take care of you
Who-oa, you're gonna need it
When I'm done with you
So expecto my fist!

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 3]
Harry potter wears glasses?
Expecto my fist, nerd!
Dumbledore's gonna fire me?
Expecto my fist, old man!
Voldemort wants me to die?
Don't make me laugh
You're not the first, not the last
And I'm gonna break your bones in half!

[Chorus]
Who-oa, I don't need a wand to take care of you
Who-oa, you're gonna need it
When I'm done with you
So expecto my fist!