Hi Pit Crew Interlude by RuPaul Lyrics

Michelle: I'ma get these cookies out of the oven, you go get the door
RuPaul: Don't let them burn, Michelle
Michelle: I would never let them burn, I know you like 'em perfectly brown
RuPaul: I like 'em brown and I like my chris...ma...christmas cookies right-
Michelle: Your cookies crispy
Jasmine: "My my chris...ma...christmas cookies"
Michelle: I got you, I got you Miss Charles, I'ma get the cookies
RuPaul: I'ma go answer this door real quick, hold up
Ooh child, let me get over here and answer this door
I don't know who would be comin' over here on Christmas
It's not even Christmas yet, but if somebody answers the...the door- they must've known-
Michelle: Open the door!
RuPaul: Okay! Okay...hola... Oh my God!
Pit Crew: Hey Ru, we smell something nice, we didn't know if your [censored] was on fire... or if you were cooking cookies
RuPaul: Is the Pit Crew! Come over here for Christmas cookies
Michelle: Hi boys! Hi Miles! Hi Bryce! Hi Jason!
Pit Crew: Howdy
RuPaul: Merry Christmas
Michelle: You was the cold
Pit Crew: We're so cold
Coco Peru: My buns are freezing, we need to put them in the oven
RuPaul: Your what's fee- freezing?
Pit Crew: Our buns are freezing
RuPaul: Your buns are freezing, well here, stand over here by the oven, Michelle and I are making Christmas cookies
Michelle: Yes, they'll be done in two minutes flat