Better Than You - Camp Camp by Rooster Teeth Productions Lyrics

David:
I hope this won't sound impolite
Or come across as too forthright!
But even though you seem alright
I think I'm better than you!

Now please do keep this thought in mind
That's just my personal conviction
You're smart, and fun
You're sweet and kind
I'd call our friendship an addiction
Your shoes are shined
Your breath: dulce
But still I find I have to say
I think I might be better than you!

Daniel:
You seem impressed with what you've shown
But I don't find it that compelling
You've sung my praise but not your own
And,well, I think that's pretty telling
But while I'm on the subject of how
I'm superb and leagues above you
Ought to know I'm number one
I know that might be hard to swallow (Laa Laa Laa Laa~)
This hurts you just as much as mе (Oo-oo-oo~)
But when this song is sung
Then you and I'll know
That you're just a nobody!

David:
Wеll friend I don't know what to say

Daniel:
Try starting with your resignation

David:

Let's end this in the finale

Daniel:

I'm dying from anticipation

David & Daniel, in sync

You're really great but let me state/You've been outdone
You denegrate and seem to hate/Now I've really won
The fact I break to abdigate/But it was fun
Before I can asphyxiate/Your end's begun
Think I might be better than you!/Now I know I'm better than you!
Don't hate me 'cause it's true!/I'll prove it to you too!
Just know I'm/So watch as I identify
Better than you/The skill to show I qualify
Daniel:
Like keeping up this camp charade
And tricking kids to drink Kool-Aid
To sacrifice them
Oh wait...