Head Hunter by Rolf Harris Lyrics

[Chorus]
I wanna be a head hunter
Yes, I guess I wanna be a head hunter
I shoulda been a head hunter
Only wish I coulda been a head hunter

[Verse 1]
I shoulda been born many, many, many years ago
I shoulda been maybe born in Borneo
The craze was there
You just raise the hair
And slice neatly below
I would've had a few heads stacked away
But I wanna be a head hunter today
I wanna be a head hunter

[Bridge]
Take a look at 'em
Tall heads, small heads
Every kind you can see
Take a look again
Fat heads, flat heads
I wanna takе a few heads home with mе!
[Chorus]
I wanna be a head hunter
Yes, I wanna be a head hunter
I'm gonna be a head hunter
It'll be fun to be a head hunter

[Verse 2]
I've read a bit about head hunting in Borneo
I'll ride right away to the head of a tribe I know
I'll get the facts
And I'll buy an axe
And *whoosh* – I'm ready to go!
I'll get a set of good heads stacked away
'Cos I wanna be a head hunter today
I'm gonna be a head hunter

[Bridge]
Take a look at 'em
Round heads, square heads
Picture them on a shelf
Whatcha think of those
Brown heads, fair heads
Do you wanna be a head hunter yourself?

I wanna be a head hunter
What's the matter with you?
I want to be a head hunter
Well, get in the queue!
You can't just barge in here and...
Will you stop pushing?!
Listen mate, if you must get ahead of me
Don't push, just ask
Can I get a-head of you?
Yes...
Thank you
[Slice noise and gurgling]