Armchair Advocate by Rocktopus Lyrics

I love my doberman
Kill your television
Honk if you're horny
Nater for president
Stop eating animals
Go vege
Mean people suck
Thank you Jerry
If you can read this then you're too close
Jesus is my copilot
Rock the vote
Easy does it
No nukes
Chevy sucks
My other car is a broom

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Proud parent of a honor student
Won't you stop and think what you've been doin

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Armchair Advocate
On a bumper sticker battlefield
From the highway where the battles are fought
To the soapbox and the barstools wherethe battle is lost
Hands down patriot
On a single serving benefit
Choose your cars on the way to the mall
Donate a dollar when you make your next call
I'm straight but not narrow
We support our troops
Brown
Cornel
Boston College
Harvard
Stanford
Georgetown
Duke

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One day at a time...
One day at a time
One day at a time
One day at a time

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