If I Could Shit Out My Cock by Rob Manuel Lyrics

If I could shit out my cock
I could shit standing up
I'd paint my name in brown
All over London town
If I could shit out my cock
I'd get a TV show
A book deal would follow
And Hollywood, you know

I'd be the toast of society
With my cock notoriety
Hot babes, they would all sleep with me
If I could shit out my cock, uh-huh
If I could shit out my cock

Right, second verse, errrrm..

If I could shit out my cock
My effluent so eloquent
My yellow piss like brown cement
My cocky-turds could pay my rent
His cocky turds could pay his rent
His cocky turds could pay his rent
His cocky turds could pay his rent
But there's a flaw in my plan
What can I do for an encore?
I know! I could spunk out my eyes
And make babies when...
Daddy cries