Wii Boxing actual lyrics by Rob Gorr Lyrics
Mmmm Oh yeah (OoooH Shitttt)
Wii boxing time bro
IM GONNA RUN YOUR FADE
On the wii
IM GONNA KILL YOUR DOG
Just kidding
Got a lot of heavy hitters, call me cool the fucking yankees
When I saw your room, I saw a semen a covered hanky
I saw a body pillow of me
It said, "Gorr loves you even though you have a small penis"
I then stole it from your house, setting fire to the place
Broke your grandmass collarbone, shot your mother in the face
Realign the milky way when I yelled, Oh fuck
Because I realized that the pillow could be sold to cucks
So, I made a skeevy plan to recreate the body pillows
And I sold them as my merch and paddled, and for 10 dineros
Calling one! Calling all! Set aside your doubt, buy the Rob Gorr Pillow
And forget you have a mircropenis
(My goo in the building)
Yeahhh Rewww
Well I drank about a gallon of monkey blood
Pulled up to the the mall and bought a cute little bug
Then I punched it in the face with a big metal block
Then I put him on a cliff and gave a lil shove
Way, way down to the earth he fell
Then he smashed to the ground and went straight to hell
Buddy barked real loud and he wouldn't shut up
*BARKS*
Twenty years later with my kids and my wife
We was eating dinner on a warm summer night
Heard a knock on the door, I gasped in suprise
The bug came back and stab me with a knife...
Wii boxing time bro
IM GONNA RUN YOUR FADE
On the wii
IM GONNA KILL YOUR DOG
Just kidding
Got a lot of heavy hitters, call me cool the fucking yankees
When I saw your room, I saw a semen a covered hanky
I saw a body pillow of me
It said, "Gorr loves you even though you have a small penis"
I then stole it from your house, setting fire to the place
Broke your grandmass collarbone, shot your mother in the face
Realign the milky way when I yelled, Oh fuck
Because I realized that the pillow could be sold to cucks
So, I made a skeevy plan to recreate the body pillows
And I sold them as my merch and paddled, and for 10 dineros
Calling one! Calling all! Set aside your doubt, buy the Rob Gorr Pillow
And forget you have a mircropenis
(My goo in the building)
Yeahhh Rewww
Well I drank about a gallon of monkey blood
Pulled up to the the mall and bought a cute little bug
Then I punched it in the face with a big metal block
Then I put him on a cliff and gave a lil shove
Way, way down to the earth he fell
Then he smashed to the ground and went straight to hell
Buddy barked real loud and he wouldn't shut up
*BARKS*
Twenty years later with my kids and my wife
We was eating dinner on a warm summer night
Heard a knock on the door, I gasped in suprise
The bug came back and stab me with a knife...