Violent Raving Video Rant by Rob Ford Lyrics
Ford: Cause I'm going to kill that fucking guy. I'm telling you it's first-degree murder.
Voice off-camera: Mike Tyson!
Ford: But I'll fight him. I'll... (unclear)
Voice: Give me the phone
Ford: No holds barred, brother. He dies or I die, brother. Brother, you've never seen me fucking go. You think so brother? But when he's down, I'll rip his fucking throat out. I'll poke his eyes out.
I will, fuck, when he's dead, you help make sure that motherfucker's dead. I need fucking ten minutes to make sure he's dead. It'll be over in five minutes, brother. If I'm done in ten minutes.
Voice: After you win.
Ford: It'll be a bad scene. I am a sick motherfucker, dude. Like no one's going to fuck around with me. My brothers are, don't tell me we're liars, thieves, birds. It hurts.
That little prick's a racist fuck, daddy. (unclear) Randy walks.. (unclear) 80-year-old birds.
..This shit brother, I just need to go fucking myself. In my fucking underwear. I want to go with this guy. I just need 15 minutes, that's all. No fucking interference, brother. If I win, I will fucking donate...
Voice: These kids are pros, buddy.
Ford: Yeah? No problem, bro. No problem. I need 15 minutes. I need 15 minutes.
Voice: Too much time.
Ford: No no no.
Voice: Five minutes.
Ford: No no no. Not going to do it for five. No no no no no. Not doing it in five. I'm gonna prepare for it. I will call it. And I will fucking be in that ring.
Voice off-camera: Mike Tyson!
Ford: But I'll fight him. I'll... (unclear)
Voice: Give me the phone
Ford: No holds barred, brother. He dies or I die, brother. Brother, you've never seen me fucking go. You think so brother? But when he's down, I'll rip his fucking throat out. I'll poke his eyes out.
I will, fuck, when he's dead, you help make sure that motherfucker's dead. I need fucking ten minutes to make sure he's dead. It'll be over in five minutes, brother. If I'm done in ten minutes.
Voice: After you win.
Ford: It'll be a bad scene. I am a sick motherfucker, dude. Like no one's going to fuck around with me. My brothers are, don't tell me we're liars, thieves, birds. It hurts.
That little prick's a racist fuck, daddy. (unclear) Randy walks.. (unclear) 80-year-old birds.
..This shit brother, I just need to go fucking myself. In my fucking underwear. I want to go with this guy. I just need 15 minutes, that's all. No fucking interference, brother. If I win, I will fucking donate...
Voice: These kids are pros, buddy.
Ford: Yeah? No problem, bro. No problem. I need 15 minutes. I need 15 minutes.
Voice: Too much time.
Ford: No no no.
Voice: Five minutes.
Ford: No no no. Not going to do it for five. No no no no no. Not doing it in five. I'm gonna prepare for it. I will call it. And I will fucking be in that ring.