Hentaï Metal by RiffShop Lyrics

*Intro with lewd screams*

[The Mother]
I fear there's something’s wrong with you son
And it’s not just me, it is everyone
We hear strange sounds when you lock your doors
Since the kitchen bluetooth speakers are still paired to yours!

I've found your crusty socks and tissues
It breaks my heart to know you've cried!
Your mother respects your privacy
But what on earth is this “hen tie"?

[The Son]
Why!? Oh Why!?
Mom don’t look me in the eyes!
For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli!
My screen goes white!
Make me decide between hentai and my last breath
Well I'll choose death!
Yeah I'll choose
Death!
*Hentai screams break*

Mom!?
GET OUT!!!

[The Mother]
What even is "Ahegao"!?
"Futanari"!? Girls with dicks!?

[The Son]
I need this mousepad for my arthritis!
And this item is my device for floatation
You know I like to swim, it's not for masturbation!

Yaoi is how I learn kanji best!
Bible black is simply a religious text!
2d girls won't betray me, and real girls are dumb
She‘ll never leave me
And always makes me come
...to my senses!

Why!? Oh Why!?
Mom don’t look me in the eyes!
For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli!
My screen goes white!
Make me decide between hentai and my last breath
Well I'll choose death!
Yeah I'll choose
Death!
GOOSH GOOSH!

*Hentai screams break*

[The Mother]
Dont worry son
When I was your age
I had a devious phase!
Although I didn't fantasize of tentacles surrounding
Let's just say your mom could once take a pounding!

[The Son]
BLEGH!