The President by Richard Pryor Lyrics

[Verse]
Some people don't come
I know President Nixon don't come, right?
If he does, he apologizes
I think President Nixon's a lesbian
Right, you know
Agnew's his man, heh heh
President Nixon, my man
He's gonna do a lot for black people
I'm-a learn how to tap dance
'Cause, holy
This is great