Hocus Bogus by Richard Jansen Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Like a misfit, these shoes can’t fit
I can’t walk this lane
I can’t risk my soul
Not for this thrash at least
She forced it all on me
Dummy, i might have been
I took awhile to think
What the hell i’m doing
Fast forward, fuck it
Now pull it back, let me address all of it
I was caught up in this shit
Confuse like everyone else, i did
Funny i rejected the first time
Second time i was complacent
Got caught in the front line
Fought a battle for a month
Glad i got out
But all the shit i found out
Is what this shit’s about
She was proud to show up
Told me all that she did
Putting piss in my drink
Putting things in my food
All these shit i never knew
What the fuck it could do
Telling everybody we threw fucking money at you
How you play with abortion like it’s a fucking toy
You fucking stupid, met 3 times, with your friends around
You got nothing from me
It seems like you got impregnated from texting or talking
That is fucking dumb, you stupid cunt
Funny you told me bout your plan before you made the run
Yeah, Like
[Bridge]
“Watch it, i’m gonna tell everybody you a bastard
And even if we did nothing, i’m gonna act like we did
I’m gonna tell everybody, you left me hanging
I’m gonna lie you made me pregnant and made your girl pay for the abortion
You got tattoos, they won’t believe it, if you try defend it
They gonna believe me, look at my face and my appearance
Oh, yeah, i’ll go sleep with all your friends too
Your close friends, i’m gonna fuck them, just watch me do”
[Verse 2]
Well fuck all of them
I ain’t giving a shit
Watch the truth unfold
You like it a lot don’t it
This the only time you getting fucked by me
A fucking dancer with a mental brain, that’s what you be
[Hook]
She says that i’m no good
She claims that i’m crazy
Called out all her lies, now
She said she’ll find somebody new
She going back and forth
Know she messed up
No turning back
The door shut closed
You said you’ll do much better than me
You bit off more than you could chew
And I just watch you go back
Go back to the same shit
[Verse 3]
Let’s get deep, i got a story to tell
There’s 2 sides to everything, so i might as well
Bitch don’t panic, shit’s bout to get hectic
On to the next topic, y’all call it black magic
Well i’m gonna tell it all
Remember that many times
You showed up to my house, planting shit in my flower pots
Remember that many times
You kept throwing shit in my house
You showed up with a dude, i saw it, then y’all kept running round
And you thought with your appearance no one gonn’ suspect you
So you turn the tables round, blame it on my girl but you
Now fast forward to when me and my girl was in the mall
You threaten to jump off the building if i don’t talk
Remember you showed up at my block, caught us both by surprise
At the staircase, you threw a brick right in front our eyes and it hit
Then you ran like a lil fucking kid, what a bitch
Then you go lie to everyone else, with your crocodile tears
And your stupid ass friends, the only ones that gonn’ believe you
Y’all some fucking dumb asses
Reason i don’t mess with dancers
Some a bunch are ass kissers
You thought you messing my name in the industry gonn’ help ya
That’s a bunch of bullshit
This only the surface
I got more to tell and i’m gonn’ hit y’all back man i promise
Fucking devil in disguise as a saint
Joseph ain’t gonn’ be proud of you fucking up again
Why the fuck you keep harassing, crying, telling me all this shit
When you getting married to a man the following week
You stupid bitch
[Hook]
She says that i’m no good
She claims that i’m crazy
Called out all her lies, now
She said she’ll find somebody new
She going back and forth
Know she messed up
No turning back
The door shut closed
You said you’ll do much better than me
You bit off more than you could chew
And I just watch you go back
Go back to the same shit
And I just watch you go back
Go back to the same shit
Like a misfit, these shoes can’t fit
I can’t walk this lane
I can’t risk my soul
Not for this thrash at least
She forced it all on me
Dummy, i might have been
I took awhile to think
What the hell i’m doing
Fast forward, fuck it
Now pull it back, let me address all of it
I was caught up in this shit
Confuse like everyone else, i did
Funny i rejected the first time
Second time i was complacent
Got caught in the front line
Fought a battle for a month
Glad i got out
But all the shit i found out
Is what this shit’s about
She was proud to show up
Told me all that she did
Putting piss in my drink
Putting things in my food
All these shit i never knew
What the fuck it could do
Telling everybody we threw fucking money at you
How you play with abortion like it’s a fucking toy
You fucking stupid, met 3 times, with your friends around
You got nothing from me
It seems like you got impregnated from texting or talking
That is fucking dumb, you stupid cunt
Funny you told me bout your plan before you made the run
Yeah, Like
[Bridge]
“Watch it, i’m gonna tell everybody you a bastard
And even if we did nothing, i’m gonna act like we did
I’m gonna tell everybody, you left me hanging
I’m gonna lie you made me pregnant and made your girl pay for the abortion
You got tattoos, they won’t believe it, if you try defend it
They gonna believe me, look at my face and my appearance
Oh, yeah, i’ll go sleep with all your friends too
Your close friends, i’m gonna fuck them, just watch me do”
[Verse 2]
Well fuck all of them
I ain’t giving a shit
Watch the truth unfold
You like it a lot don’t it
This the only time you getting fucked by me
A fucking dancer with a mental brain, that’s what you be
[Hook]
She says that i’m no good
She claims that i’m crazy
Called out all her lies, now
She said she’ll find somebody new
She going back and forth
Know she messed up
No turning back
The door shut closed
You said you’ll do much better than me
You bit off more than you could chew
And I just watch you go back
Go back to the same shit
[Verse 3]
Let’s get deep, i got a story to tell
There’s 2 sides to everything, so i might as well
Bitch don’t panic, shit’s bout to get hectic
On to the next topic, y’all call it black magic
Well i’m gonna tell it all
Remember that many times
You showed up to my house, planting shit in my flower pots
Remember that many times
You kept throwing shit in my house
You showed up with a dude, i saw it, then y’all kept running round
And you thought with your appearance no one gonn’ suspect you
So you turn the tables round, blame it on my girl but you
Now fast forward to when me and my girl was in the mall
You threaten to jump off the building if i don’t talk
Remember you showed up at my block, caught us both by surprise
At the staircase, you threw a brick right in front our eyes and it hit
Then you ran like a lil fucking kid, what a bitch
Then you go lie to everyone else, with your crocodile tears
And your stupid ass friends, the only ones that gonn’ believe you
Y’all some fucking dumb asses
Reason i don’t mess with dancers
Some a bunch are ass kissers
You thought you messing my name in the industry gonn’ help ya
That’s a bunch of bullshit
This only the surface
I got more to tell and i’m gonn’ hit y’all back man i promise
Fucking devil in disguise as a saint
Joseph ain’t gonn’ be proud of you fucking up again
Why the fuck you keep harassing, crying, telling me all this shit
When you getting married to a man the following week
You stupid bitch
[Hook]
She says that i’m no good
She claims that i’m crazy
Called out all her lies, now
She said she’ll find somebody new
She going back and forth
Know she messed up
No turning back
The door shut closed
You said you’ll do much better than me
You bit off more than you could chew
And I just watch you go back
Go back to the same shit
And I just watch you go back
Go back to the same shit