Rich Octopus by Rich Octopus Lyrics

In all of the land and all of the sea
There is no other cephalopod wealthy as me
In my castle, I throw many lavish parties
With fifty-foot fountains, flowing with cheese
To raise money for various sea charities
To which I've donated quite generously
In my garden, I lounge in the cool ocean breeze
And light up a doobie whenever I please

Oh, I'm the Rich Octopus
I'm the Rich Octopus
Oh, I'm the Rich Octopus