Professional Chair Puller by Riceman Lyrics
(Intro:)
Brand new coupe got the foreign wheels
Pulled a chair on Trump that’s an orange peel
New post got me to a mill and I’m blowing still
Got the Gold chains on flexing corn meal
(Hook:)
Sit down take a seat
I’m a chair pulling pro
Bitch I own these streets
Aye
Sit down
Take a seat
I hit 1 mil screaming LiLiLi
Aye
Sit down take a seat
Im a chair pulling pro
Bitch I own these streets
Sit down take a seat
I hit 1 mill screaming LiLiLi
(Pre-Verse:)
Pull on Donald Trump
Pull on Lil Pump
Pull it on your uncle and your auntie and your mom
Pull it on your son
Asian On the run
You got 99 problems
But bitch I ain’t the one
Aye!
(Verse 1:)
Pranks haters always say I’m faking them
Boy don’t tell me bout no mills
If you ain’t making them
Keep an eye out for your chair
Cause I be taking them
Got some Facebook haters
I be facing them
LiLiLiLiLiLiLi!!!
I blessed this beat don’t sneeze boy
We on ya motherfucking block
Like cheese boy
Pulled a chair on a cop, felonies boy
Aye!
You a hater suck on these boys
Pulled a chair on ya grandma
She broke her hip
Now she handicapped
So on Blood she a Crip
Young Asian famous
Cause ya boy be working
Now all my girls freaks
Like they came from the circus
Yo girls no dime player I swear
Ass so flat she threw it in a square
I Made 10 racks pulling people chair
Pass me toilet paper
I put Nutella there
(Hook:)
Sit down take a seat
I’m chair pulling pro
Bitch I own these streets
Sit down take a seat
I hit one mil screaming LiLiLi
Pierre Xavier
(Pre-Verse 2: Needs to be re-written)
Rolling with Victor through Magic my city
I hopped on this beat
Riceman hopped on it with me
I picked up a Canon
And shot at my enemies
Talking bout cameras
But thug is still in me
No emmys
But aye
(Verse 2:)
Please please please
Rice man scream that’s ’ LiLiLi
I took your girl sent her back
No receipts
You gave me views
No take backs just re-sees
Dislike the hype
Dont swipe right the match so please
Don’t Tinder me this ain’t no tender meat
Black and white girls in the booth
Mixed this beat
You hate my views
Get your mom to censor me
I don’t need
Any of these any of these young haters
No offense to me
I meant to be
Offensive see
I cash the check
You catch the beef
I spit fire just so you can heat the meat
I mean, please
But that’s just me
Make these boys bleed, that’s the blood from the beef
I served it Raw
RC push to start
Like yellow is gold
I drip ice let me thaw
This nigga said he want the smoke
So I gave him hell
You fell in love and gave your girl a garden
She a hoe still
Oh well
Ain’t no Comfort Inn these seats fuck the hotel
Got Blood pranksters in jail
Thats a blood cell
Aye
And all is what all should be
Just dropped a new prank for you all to see
You Got a cat in your sack where you balls should be
Pulled a chair on your girl now she falling for me
Aye
(Hook:)
Sit down take a seat
I’m a chair pulling pro
Bitch I own these streets, aye
Sit down take a seat
I hit one mill screaming LiLiLi
Brand new coupe got the foreign wheels
Pulled a chair on Trump that’s an orange peel
New post got me to a mill and I’m blowing still
Got the Gold chains on flexing corn meal
(Hook:)
Sit down take a seat
I’m a chair pulling pro
Bitch I own these streets
Aye
Sit down
Take a seat
I hit 1 mil screaming LiLiLi
Aye
Sit down take a seat
Im a chair pulling pro
Bitch I own these streets
Sit down take a seat
I hit 1 mill screaming LiLiLi
(Pre-Verse:)
Pull on Donald Trump
Pull on Lil Pump
Pull it on your uncle and your auntie and your mom
Pull it on your son
Asian On the run
You got 99 problems
But bitch I ain’t the one
Aye!
(Verse 1:)
Pranks haters always say I’m faking them
Boy don’t tell me bout no mills
If you ain’t making them
Keep an eye out for your chair
Cause I be taking them
Got some Facebook haters
I be facing them
LiLiLiLiLiLiLi!!!
I blessed this beat don’t sneeze boy
We on ya motherfucking block
Like cheese boy
Pulled a chair on a cop, felonies boy
Aye!
You a hater suck on these boys
Pulled a chair on ya grandma
She broke her hip
Now she handicapped
So on Blood she a Crip
Young Asian famous
Cause ya boy be working
Now all my girls freaks
Like they came from the circus
Yo girls no dime player I swear
Ass so flat she threw it in a square
I Made 10 racks pulling people chair
Pass me toilet paper
I put Nutella there
(Hook:)
Sit down take a seat
I’m chair pulling pro
Bitch I own these streets
Sit down take a seat
I hit one mil screaming LiLiLi
Pierre Xavier
(Pre-Verse 2: Needs to be re-written)
Rolling with Victor through Magic my city
I hopped on this beat
Riceman hopped on it with me
I picked up a Canon
And shot at my enemies
Talking bout cameras
But thug is still in me
No emmys
But aye
(Verse 2:)
Please please please
Rice man scream that’s ’ LiLiLi
I took your girl sent her back
No receipts
You gave me views
No take backs just re-sees
Dislike the hype
Dont swipe right the match so please
Don’t Tinder me this ain’t no tender meat
Black and white girls in the booth
Mixed this beat
You hate my views
Get your mom to censor me
I don’t need
Any of these any of these young haters
No offense to me
I meant to be
Offensive see
I cash the check
You catch the beef
I spit fire just so you can heat the meat
I mean, please
But that’s just me
Make these boys bleed, that’s the blood from the beef
I served it Raw
RC push to start
Like yellow is gold
I drip ice let me thaw
This nigga said he want the smoke
So I gave him hell
You fell in love and gave your girl a garden
She a hoe still
Oh well
Ain’t no Comfort Inn these seats fuck the hotel
Got Blood pranksters in jail
Thats a blood cell
Aye
And all is what all should be
Just dropped a new prank for you all to see
You Got a cat in your sack where you balls should be
Pulled a chair on your girl now she falling for me
Aye
(Hook:)
Sit down take a seat
I’m a chair pulling pro
Bitch I own these streets, aye
Sit down take a seat
I hit one mill screaming LiLiLi