Ubangi Stomp by Rev. Nrb Lyrics
[SPOKEN INTRO]
BRITISH HOST: We're here today in the recording studio, with Rev. Nørb preparing to record his first solo album. Rev. Nørb, if I could have a minute of your valuable time, what do you actually intend to do on this record?
REV. NØRB: Well, lemme tell ya! First I'm gonna kick it old school! Then I'm gonna kick it new school! Then I'm gonna kick it middle school! I'm gonna kick it like Chester Marcol! I'm gonna kick it straight on the laces like Don Cockroft of the Cleveland Browns! I'm gonna kick it like Jim Brown! I'm gonna kick it like James Brown! I'm gonna kick it like Charlie Brown!
BRITISH HOST: Uh, R-R-Rev. Nørb, Charlie Brown never actually kickеd anything. Lucy always moved the ball away
REV. NØRB: ...I'm gonna kick it like Charliе Brown! I'm gonna kick it like Downtown Julie Brown! I'm gonna kick it like Bad, Bad Leroy Brown! Like Brant Brown! That's not funny, he's on the Brewers now! I'm gonna kick it over the floor and into doors, in the mouth of dinosaurs, gettin' wet in the jet, dancin' to the castanet! And do you know why I'm gonna kick it in such a fashion?
BRITISH HOST: I haven't a clue
REV. NØRB: Because Rev. Nørb delivers VALUE!
[SONG BEGINS]
Well, I rocked over England, and I rocked over Spain
I rocked to Memphis, it was all the same
'Til I rocked to Africa, rolled off the ship
I seen them natives doin' an odd little skip
I parted the weeds, I looked over the swamp
I seen them cats doin' the Ubangi Stomp
Ubangi Stomp is a-rock and roll
Beats anything that you ever been told
Do the Ubangi Stomp, Ubangi-style
When it hits, it drives a cool cat wild
Well, I looked at the chief, he invited me in
He said, "A heap big jam session 'bout to begin!"
He handed me a tom-tom, I picked up the beat
Crazy thing sent the shivers through my feet
I rocked and I rolled, and I skipped with a smile
I did the Ubangi Stomp, Ubangi-style
Ow!
Well, I rocked all night and part of the day
I had a good ol' rockin' time with Princess Maggie May
I was diggin' the jive, kickin', ya know
When the captain said, "Son, we gotta go!"
I said, "That's all right, man, you go on ahead
I'm gonna Ubangi Stomp 'til I roll over dead"
Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
Ubangi, Ubangi
Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp, Stomp
Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
Ubangi, Ubangi
Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp, Stomp
BRITISH HOST: We're here today in the recording studio, with Rev. Nørb preparing to record his first solo album. Rev. Nørb, if I could have a minute of your valuable time, what do you actually intend to do on this record?
REV. NØRB: Well, lemme tell ya! First I'm gonna kick it old school! Then I'm gonna kick it new school! Then I'm gonna kick it middle school! I'm gonna kick it like Chester Marcol! I'm gonna kick it straight on the laces like Don Cockroft of the Cleveland Browns! I'm gonna kick it like Jim Brown! I'm gonna kick it like James Brown! I'm gonna kick it like Charlie Brown!
BRITISH HOST: Uh, R-R-Rev. Nørb, Charlie Brown never actually kickеd anything. Lucy always moved the ball away
REV. NØRB: ...I'm gonna kick it like Charliе Brown! I'm gonna kick it like Downtown Julie Brown! I'm gonna kick it like Bad, Bad Leroy Brown! Like Brant Brown! That's not funny, he's on the Brewers now! I'm gonna kick it over the floor and into doors, in the mouth of dinosaurs, gettin' wet in the jet, dancin' to the castanet! And do you know why I'm gonna kick it in such a fashion?
BRITISH HOST: I haven't a clue
REV. NØRB: Because Rev. Nørb delivers VALUE!
[SONG BEGINS]
Well, I rocked over England, and I rocked over Spain
I rocked to Memphis, it was all the same
'Til I rocked to Africa, rolled off the ship
I seen them natives doin' an odd little skip
I parted the weeds, I looked over the swamp
I seen them cats doin' the Ubangi Stomp
Ubangi Stomp is a-rock and roll
Beats anything that you ever been told
Do the Ubangi Stomp, Ubangi-style
When it hits, it drives a cool cat wild
Well, I looked at the chief, he invited me in
He said, "A heap big jam session 'bout to begin!"
He handed me a tom-tom, I picked up the beat
Crazy thing sent the shivers through my feet
I rocked and I rolled, and I skipped with a smile
I did the Ubangi Stomp, Ubangi-style
Ow!
Well, I rocked all night and part of the day
I had a good ol' rockin' time with Princess Maggie May
I was diggin' the jive, kickin', ya know
When the captain said, "Son, we gotta go!"
I said, "That's all right, man, you go on ahead
I'm gonna Ubangi Stomp 'til I roll over dead"
Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
Ubangi, Ubangi
Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp, Stomp
Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
I'm gonna Ubangi, Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp
Ubangi, Ubangi
Ubangi, Ubangi Stomp, Stomp