The Ekong Song by Ren Stedman Lyrics
[Verse 1]
So you think you've got it better off
Well you're probably right
But oh quite frankly I have had enough
With you, everything's black and white
[Pre-Chorus]
And I'm sorry, mate, to break this news to you (Ooh)
That the stone age already ended back in 1982 (Ooh)
And I might not use all the fancy words you use (Ooh)
Oh but trust me when it comes to words, I know one or two
[Chorus]
And I know you probably think you're the king of effing everything
Because you've got our lives down to a science
And I bet you get a total kick from acting like a total prick
To every single person in your life
[Post-Chorus]
Oh but just because you wear a shirt and tie
That doesn't make all the crap that you say right
[Verse 2]
So you think you've got the world all figured out
Well a round of applause for you
And this year's stuck-up award, I really have no doubt
Will certainly got to you
[Pre-Chorus]
And I'm sorry, mate, to break this news to you (Ooh)
The stone age already ended back in 1982 (Ooh)
And I might not use all the fancy words you use (Ooh)
Oh but trust me when it comes to words, I know one or two
[Chorus]
And I know you probably think you're the king of effing everything
Because you've got our lives down to a science
And I bet you get a total kick from acting like a total prick
To every single person in your life
[Post-Chorus]
Oh but just because you wear a shirt and tie
That doesn't make all the crap that you say right
[Bridge]
And I wish you all the best
With your unnecessary protests
Oh, but don't expect your fanbase to grow
And when you are feeling sad
Because you lost everyone that you ever had
Well don't say I didn't tell you so
[Chorus]
And I know you probably think you're the king of effing everything
Because you've got our lives down to a science
And I bet you get a total kick from acting like a total prick
To every single person in your life
[Post-Chorus]
Oh but just because you wear a shirt and tie
That doesn't make all the crap that you say right
So you think you've got it better off
Well you're probably right
But oh quite frankly I have had enough
With you, everything's black and white
[Pre-Chorus]
And I'm sorry, mate, to break this news to you (Ooh)
That the stone age already ended back in 1982 (Ooh)
And I might not use all the fancy words you use (Ooh)
Oh but trust me when it comes to words, I know one or two
[Chorus]
And I know you probably think you're the king of effing everything
Because you've got our lives down to a science
And I bet you get a total kick from acting like a total prick
To every single person in your life
[Post-Chorus]
Oh but just because you wear a shirt and tie
That doesn't make all the crap that you say right
[Verse 2]
So you think you've got the world all figured out
Well a round of applause for you
And this year's stuck-up award, I really have no doubt
Will certainly got to you
[Pre-Chorus]
And I'm sorry, mate, to break this news to you (Ooh)
The stone age already ended back in 1982 (Ooh)
And I might not use all the fancy words you use (Ooh)
Oh but trust me when it comes to words, I know one or two
[Chorus]
And I know you probably think you're the king of effing everything
Because you've got our lives down to a science
And I bet you get a total kick from acting like a total prick
To every single person in your life
[Post-Chorus]
Oh but just because you wear a shirt and tie
That doesn't make all the crap that you say right
[Bridge]
And I wish you all the best
With your unnecessary protests
Oh, but don't expect your fanbase to grow
And when you are feeling sad
Because you lost everyone that you ever had
Well don't say I didn't tell you so
[Chorus]
And I know you probably think you're the king of effing everything
Because you've got our lives down to a science
And I bet you get a total kick from acting like a total prick
To every single person in your life
[Post-Chorus]
Oh but just because you wear a shirt and tie
That doesn't make all the crap that you say right