Expect Anything Less From Me by Ren Stedman Lyrics
[Intro]
Oh, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o
[Verse 1]
Well I went out again to a bar outside of town
And I woke up on the floor with all my stuff turned upside-down
By the rubbish bins at Tescos where I must have gone to sleep
Where I seem to end up almost every morning of the week
[Verse 2]
And a hobo stole my phone while I was trying to be nice
By letting him just make a call to his imaginary wife
And I was far too drunk to chase him like I always am at night
And let's face the fact that really I'm a pussy in a fight
[Chorus]
So I fucked up again
What will Mum say?
When she finds out I spent my rent
On booze and MDMA
She will probably pull that face of disappointment but like she
Didn't expect anything less from me
Oh, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o
[Verse 3]
And I've not been to work for near enough a week today
But my manager's not stupid and she hates me anyway
So I'm just waiting for that letter titled P45
And the days I didn't turn up with the hours, weeks and times
[Chorus]
So I fucked up again
What will Mum say?
When she finds out I lost my job
For being drunk and off my face
She will probably roll her eyes in disappointment but like she
Didn't expect anything less from me
[Bridge]
And I'm sure I'll learn my lesson soon
The hard way from the stupid things I do
[Chorus]
So I fucked up again
What will Mum say?
When she finds out I lost my job
For being drunk and off my face
She will probably roll her eyes in disappointment but like she
Didn't expect anything less from me
Oh, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o
Oh, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o
[Verse 1]
Well I went out again to a bar outside of town
And I woke up on the floor with all my stuff turned upside-down
By the rubbish bins at Tescos where I must have gone to sleep
Where I seem to end up almost every morning of the week
[Verse 2]
And a hobo stole my phone while I was trying to be nice
By letting him just make a call to his imaginary wife
And I was far too drunk to chase him like I always am at night
And let's face the fact that really I'm a pussy in a fight
[Chorus]
So I fucked up again
What will Mum say?
When she finds out I spent my rent
On booze and MDMA
She will probably pull that face of disappointment but like she
Didn't expect anything less from me
Oh, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o
[Verse 3]
And I've not been to work for near enough a week today
But my manager's not stupid and she hates me anyway
So I'm just waiting for that letter titled P45
And the days I didn't turn up with the hours, weeks and times
[Chorus]
So I fucked up again
What will Mum say?
When she finds out I lost my job
For being drunk and off my face
She will probably roll her eyes in disappointment but like she
Didn't expect anything less from me
[Bridge]
And I'm sure I'll learn my lesson soon
The hard way from the stupid things I do
[Chorus]
So I fucked up again
What will Mum say?
When she finds out I lost my job
For being drunk and off my face
She will probably roll her eyes in disappointment but like she
Didn't expect anything less from me
Oh, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o, wey-o