Bigger Balls Than You Acoustic by Ren Stedman Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Wouldn't it be easier to just be a girl?
I'm sorry mate but haven't you heard
That I never was and I never will be
I'm sick of all of this gender policing
Because I don't take injections that hurt my arse
So you think that you've got the right to ask
Or pose a question by saying 'no offence'
The way that you say it makes no difference
[Chorus]
'Cause I don't ask what's in your pants
So don't ask what's in mine
Don't tell me the story of how I offend you
I've heard the same one a hundred times
And I just want a piss and now you're taking it
I'm so sick of the fighting and accepting the bullshit
I just want to live, it's the only thing I want to do
And I've still got bigger balls than all of you
[Verse 2]
'I don't believe in it' just ain't a reason
'Cause I am not something that you can believe in
I don't expect a nice response
But I can't see how what I am doing is wrong
Then the man at the bar says he don't give a shit
'Cause the town where he grew up and the house that he lived in
He lived next door to a lovely man
Who happened to be gay
That's not the same
[Chorus]
'Cause I don't ask what's in your pants
So don't ask what's in mine
Don't tell me the story of how I offend you
I've heard the same one a hundred times
And I just want a piss and now you're taking it
I'm so sick of the fighting and accepting the bullshit
I just want to live, it's the only thing I want to do
And I've still got bigger balls than all of you
[Bridge]
'Cause I didn't cut off my chest, or feel sick to get undressed
Never fallen in love and never formed a relationship
Cannot get close, don’t think that I chose this
I only chose to live
But now I’m starting to question if life’s really worth it
[Chorus]
'Cause I don't ask what's in your pants
So don't ask what's in mine
Don't tell me the story of how I offend you
I've heard the same one a hundred times
And I just want a piss and now you're taking it
I'm so sick of the fighting and accepting the bullshit
I just want to live, it's the only thing I want to do
And I've still got bigger balls than all of you
Wouldn't it be easier to just be a girl?
I'm sorry mate but haven't you heard
That I never was and I never will be
I'm sick of all of this gender policing
Because I don't take injections that hurt my arse
So you think that you've got the right to ask
Or pose a question by saying 'no offence'
The way that you say it makes no difference
[Chorus]
'Cause I don't ask what's in your pants
So don't ask what's in mine
Don't tell me the story of how I offend you
I've heard the same one a hundred times
And I just want a piss and now you're taking it
I'm so sick of the fighting and accepting the bullshit
I just want to live, it's the only thing I want to do
And I've still got bigger balls than all of you
[Verse 2]
'I don't believe in it' just ain't a reason
'Cause I am not something that you can believe in
I don't expect a nice response
But I can't see how what I am doing is wrong
Then the man at the bar says he don't give a shit
'Cause the town where he grew up and the house that he lived in
He lived next door to a lovely man
Who happened to be gay
That's not the same
[Chorus]
'Cause I don't ask what's in your pants
So don't ask what's in mine
Don't tell me the story of how I offend you
I've heard the same one a hundred times
And I just want a piss and now you're taking it
I'm so sick of the fighting and accepting the bullshit
I just want to live, it's the only thing I want to do
And I've still got bigger balls than all of you
[Bridge]
'Cause I didn't cut off my chest, or feel sick to get undressed
Never fallen in love and never formed a relationship
Cannot get close, don’t think that I chose this
I only chose to live
But now I’m starting to question if life’s really worth it
[Chorus]
'Cause I don't ask what's in your pants
So don't ask what's in mine
Don't tell me the story of how I offend you
I've heard the same one a hundred times
And I just want a piss and now you're taking it
I'm so sick of the fighting and accepting the bullshit
I just want to live, it's the only thing I want to do
And I've still got bigger balls than all of you