5G by Ren Stedman Lyrics
[Intro]
Gee wiz, we’ve got 5G
We’ve got much faster connectivity
To stream it live on tv
How we pump shit in the sea
And I need Netflix wired into my brain
Alexa, wash my bum and say
I’m pretty and you’ll match me
With a clone on social media, please
[Verse 1]
There’s wires in my bones
And people listen on the phone
To mine my data
Mind my language
Tell the drones to bring my sandwich
On demand, I don’t need exercise
I’m watching people work out live
On screen and I can donate
To their cause if I agree
[Chorus]
The world is at its end
To please the latest social media trends
My mobile network follows me
And knows my annual salary
Gee wiz, we’ve got 5G
Much faster connectivity
To stream it live on tv
How we pump shit in the sea
[Verse 2]
The government will keep me safe
By opening my phone
By face detection
Ad suggestion
Could you please check your connection?
‘Cause the cameras in your TV
They're not clean - I can’t see clearly
Just to just document your every move
Please smile ‘cause we are watching you
[Chorus]
The world is at its end
To please the latest social media trends
My mobile network follows me
And knows my annual salary
Gee wiz, we’ve got 5G
Much faster connectivity
To stream it live on tv
How we pump shit in the sea
[Bridge]
But when is enough gonna be enough?
When will our need to store the world become the death of us?
The world is dying
But we’re still buying
Into the pretty things they say to us
So we can justify the fuck ups
[Outro]
So buy one get one free
You know it’s all going to charity
And not to line the pockets of
The man who works in marketing
Gee wiz, we’ve got 5G
Much faster connectivity
To stream it live on tv
How we pump shit in the sea
Gee wiz, we’ve got 5G
We’ve got much faster connectivity
To stream it live on tv
How we pump shit in the sea
And I need Netflix wired into my brain
Alexa, wash my bum and say
I’m pretty and you’ll match me
With a clone on social media, please
[Verse 1]
There’s wires in my bones
And people listen on the phone
To mine my data
Mind my language
Tell the drones to bring my sandwich
On demand, I don’t need exercise
I’m watching people work out live
On screen and I can donate
To their cause if I agree
[Chorus]
The world is at its end
To please the latest social media trends
My mobile network follows me
And knows my annual salary
Gee wiz, we’ve got 5G
Much faster connectivity
To stream it live on tv
How we pump shit in the sea
[Verse 2]
The government will keep me safe
By opening my phone
By face detection
Ad suggestion
Could you please check your connection?
‘Cause the cameras in your TV
They're not clean - I can’t see clearly
Just to just document your every move
Please smile ‘cause we are watching you
[Chorus]
The world is at its end
To please the latest social media trends
My mobile network follows me
And knows my annual salary
Gee wiz, we’ve got 5G
Much faster connectivity
To stream it live on tv
How we pump shit in the sea
[Bridge]
But when is enough gonna be enough?
When will our need to store the world become the death of us?
The world is dying
But we’re still buying
Into the pretty things they say to us
So we can justify the fuck ups
[Outro]
So buy one get one free
You know it’s all going to charity
And not to line the pockets of
The man who works in marketing
Gee wiz, we’ve got 5G
Much faster connectivity
To stream it live on tv
How we pump shit in the sea