Teenage Girlfriend by Regdar and the Fighters Lyrics

I don't get these songs, grown men singing about their teenage girlfriends
Am I the only one who finds them creepier as they age
When you're 17, it's ok to pine for teenage girlfriends
But when you're pushing 40, you probably should grow out of that stage

Maybe there's something special about that first love
When you are still young and innocent
I didn't date, so I missed it
I need a volunteer
A strong and brave young woman to be sent
Back in time to be my

Teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girl

Wouldn't it be great to go off on a grand adventure
And while along the way, you'll probably find true romance
You'll cause a paradox if you meet the scientist who sent ya
But that's kind of the point, so isn't it worth the chance
Maybe there's something special about that first love
Before your timeline's muddied and confused
You're born after our children, but I don't know that yet
I'll never learn how spacetime's been abused 'til I send you to be my

Teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girl

The very universe
Is at stake
If you deign to take this dare
But existence
Is asking for it
Just by being there

Teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girl

I want you for my girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girlfriend
My time-travelling teenage girl-friend