Thanksgiving Day by Redd Foxx Lyrics

[Announcer]
Right now, ladies and gentlemen, it is indeed star time. Give me a big hand for fantastic man of laughter, Mister Redd Foxx.

[Jazz music plays]

Did you ever stop to think, if the pilgrims had shot bobcats instead of turkeys that we'd be eating pussy all Thanksgiving. Anyone have any tweezers? Ha