Lancer theme with lyrics by RecD Lyrics

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Hey, Punkaroos!
Iv'e got a score to settle here with you!
(No you don't sir you've just met!)
OK, so maybe...
I don't have a score to settle yet...
(But you'll get one soon, I bet!)
You're heroes, right?
You clowns are heroes, arent'cha don't be shy!
(Here he goes, now don't ask why...)
Then we should fight!
Cos' guess what, clowns? GET THRASHED! I'm the bad guy!
(He's not bad, just mostly shy!)
I just can't wait!
To drag your face through the sorry mud!
And then i'll drag
Them several more places and leave you clowns just as a bucket of blood!
"Yeah! Lancer Rules!"
The crowds will cheer and cheer cos dad told them they should!
So let's throw down!
You clowns are gonna be thrashed really bad!
([Quick pause])
GOOOOOOD!
([Another quick pause])

So, how was that?
I've been Improving on my evil speech!
(Boss, don't ask them for critique!)
It all fell flat?
You're sayin' I don't practice what I preach?
(Why not you show them your technique?)
Check out my wheels!
I've got a bike attached to them on top!
(That is kind of how bikes work...)
Just try and seal
Our fountain when you die by WHEELIE POP!
(Sorry Boss can be a jerk!)
So if you think
(Chad Lancer) I'm either bad and or rad!
You'd best join the club!
And join it quick
Because the only members right now are two ruddin and some jigsawry skrubs!
ALSO BE THRASHED!
So the dads and dadesses will join it too!
Now let me help!
With that whole being thrashed part...
As i thrash
YOU!!!!!!