WTF You Guys by Randy Rainbow Lyrics

[Intro]
[SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS, SPOKEN]
As you know, The President took a number of questions earlier, so we're going to keep this short today, and with that I'll get started

[RANDY, SPOKEN]
Sarah, how can the president defend his cruel immigration policies?
Sarah, is it true that you will soon be replaced by David Hasslehoff?
Sarah, what about the Russi-
(Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah)

[Verse]
[RANDY, SUNG]
HEY!
Hey, Sarah, I love your shoes!
Did you hear the news?
They revoked Paul Manafort's bail
He's Trump's former campaign chair
Mm, I like your hair!
Will the special counsel prevail?
He'll prob'ly rot in jail
Sarah!
Hey girl, there's one thing you've skipped
Micheal Cohen's flipped
Well, not yet, but Donald thinks that he may
Plus, Justin is over him
Since he got with Kim
I think they're dating now, and, oh by the way
This all happened yesterday

[Chorus]
What the fuck, what the fuck, you guys?
All this news flashing in my eyes
Pardons & Indictments, Stormy Daniels, immigration, Russian ties
What the fuck, you guys?

Have you heard about Manafort?
What the hell's an IG report? (I don't know)
How can just one single orange a-hole be the cause of our demise?
What the fuck you guys, what the fuck?

[Verse]
[RUDY GIULIANI, SPOKEN]
We want the Mueller probe to be investigated -
[RANDY RAINBOW, SUNG]
Hey Rudy
What's up girl?
Hey, let's talk DOJ
Should they bring this whole thing to an end?
Is Comey the one to blame?
Is your counterclaim just a last ditch attempt to defend your favorite little friend?
[Chorus]
What the fuck, what the fuck, you guys?
What is up with his crazy eyes?
He can't cover up that they're all criminals no matter how he tries
What the - okay, not you

Kellyanne just went off the rails
She keeps crapping out fairy tales
I not sure you heard when I first said it
So let me emphasize
What the fuck?

[Bridge]
[SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS, SPOKEN]
The Democrats have failed to come to the table
Failed to help The President close these loopholes and fix this problem
[RANDY, SUNG]
Come on, Sarah, what's the deal
Does your heart not feel?
The entire nation's going berserk
You see how this feckless country
Is coming undone
And it's clearly his own villainous work
Stop acting like a jerk

[Chorus]
What the fuck, what the fuck, you guys?
How could Sarah not empathize?
I can't find a glimmer of humanity behind those smoky eyes
What the fuck, you guys?
Why the hell can't you do what's right?
How can you even sleep at night?
Act like you're a human
And stop trying to politicize
What the fuck, you guys?

[Bridge]
[RANDY, SPOKEN]
Mr President, thank you for sending Air Force One to bring me here to Singapore
And thank you for putting me in that gorgeous hotel, you really outdid yourself
[DONALD TRUMP, SPOKEN]
Who's paying for this?
[RANDY, SPOKEN]
Talk to me about your meeting with Kim Jong Un
Are we all gonna die?
[DONALD, SPOKEN]
He's going to be happy, his country does love him-
[RANDY, SPOKEN]
Uh, but sir, he's a brutal tyrant who starves his people and assassinates members of his own family
[DONALD, SPOKEN]
I like him
(What the fuck, what the fuck, you guys?)
I really think he wants to do a great job for North Korea
(When will he denuclearize?)
I think he wants to denuke, that's very important
[RANDY, SUNG]
But how can you trust a crazy dictator who always lies?

[RANDY, SPOKEN]
Sarah, has China hit back on trade?
Will his spray tan fade?
Has he patched things up with Macron?
[RANDY, SUNG]
Have you ever seen him tweet from the toilet seat?
Does he know that this is not Kim Jong Un?
Eight more questions, then I'm done!
Why's he hating on Canada?
Where the FUCK is Melania?
Save it, Sister Sessions
This is no time to evangelize
What the fuck, you guys?

[Chorus]
What the fuck, what the fuck, you guys?
How can they tell so many lies?
He must be demented if he thinks he's going to win a Nobel Prize
What the fuck, you guys?
(What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck)
What the fuck, you guys?
What the fuck?