Rudolph the Leaky Lawyer by Randy Rainbow Lyrics

There are so many notable Rudolph that we know
Maya
That reindeer
And poor Valentino
But do you recall
The most batch*t rudy of all

Rudolph the leaky lawyer
Had a very slimy face

And to the law profession
He was, well, a big disgrace

Lots of confused new yorkers
Found that they were incorrect
They thought their former mayor
Had a little self-respect

Then one night two years ago
Donald called to say
"Rudy with your regained roots..."
"Help me hide my prostitutes"
Then how he sweats and slobbered
As he melted on tv

Rudolph the leaky lawyer
You'll go down in infamy

Rudolph the leaky lawyer
Had a pair of crazy eyes
And while he spread corona
He was also spreadin' lies

Oh how the whole world mocked him
Though he kept his dress shirts tucked
He couldn't tell poor Donald
"Pack it up, 'cause babe you're..."
"Failing to overturn this election"
Still each day for months on end
Donald texted, "heeeey"

"Rudy with your farts so free..."
"Let's go screw democracy!"
And how that dripping doormat
Bent to Donald's every whim

Rudolph the leaky lawyer
You'll go down in flames with him
You'll go down in flames with him

Jingle bells
White padded cells
Lock them all away