Marco Rubio- GOP Dropout by Randy Rainbow Lyrics
MARCO RUBIO:
While it is not God's plan that I be president in 2016, or- or maybe ever, and while my campaign is suspended, the fact that I've even come this far is evidence for how special America really is
RANDY:
Your story's sad to hear
What's left of your career
A charming, slightly awkward family man
You tried, but little Marco
You finally jumped the sharko
And lost to a psychotic and a spray tan
GOP dropout
Knew your campaign would finally pass
GOP dropout
You were a cam-PAIN in the ass
Well, your odds were low and they decreased with all that trash you're talkin'
Now, it's time to go, but hey, at least your boots were made for walkin'!
(spoken)
They're cute, do they come in men's?
(sung)
GOP dropout (GOP dropout)
Don't make me watch one more debate
GOP dropout (GOP dropout)
Thought you'd at least win, you know, your own state?
But they dumped your ass for Trump and now he's cut you to the quick
Looks like you bombed with all those jokes about his....
Hands
(spoken)
Aw, Marco, it sure isn't easy to say goodbye to you, little buddy
Because, you know, you won't f**king leave
Sure, I laughed when all the other guys made fun of you, but only because it was really funny!
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say, Marco, is that you've got a heart as big as one of your ears, and a level of integrity even higher than those stilettos you wear
Except when you make dick jokes, but hey, nobody's perfect!
I know we haven't always seen eye to eye. For instance, you're a fan of the Miami Dolphins and I'm a fan of equality
But I don't care if you're in the Tea Party or the Republican Party, 'cause I know at least one thing's for sure, little Marco
We'll always have that foam party
(sung)
GOP dropout (GOP dropout)
Baby, you're finally out of luck
GOP dropout (GOP dropout)
You really acted like a schmuck (La-la-la)
Well, I'll miss the way you sweat before you finally grew some courage
Now go home and tell Janette to get her pom-poms out of storage
GOP dropout, ooh, no
Looks like there's nothing more to say
GOP dropout (mmm-mmm-mm-mm-mm)
All of your donors ran away (la-la-la)
Now get off the grid, you blew it, kid, your ship's about to sink
Better get going. Gurl, you're thirsty. Have a drink
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Sorry I made fun of your shoes!
While it is not God's plan that I be president in 2016, or- or maybe ever, and while my campaign is suspended, the fact that I've even come this far is evidence for how special America really is
RANDY:
Your story's sad to hear
What's left of your career
A charming, slightly awkward family man
You tried, but little Marco
You finally jumped the sharko
And lost to a psychotic and a spray tan
GOP dropout
Knew your campaign would finally pass
GOP dropout
You were a cam-PAIN in the ass
Well, your odds were low and they decreased with all that trash you're talkin'
Now, it's time to go, but hey, at least your boots were made for walkin'!
(spoken)
They're cute, do they come in men's?
(sung)
GOP dropout (GOP dropout)
Don't make me watch one more debate
GOP dropout (GOP dropout)
Thought you'd at least win, you know, your own state?
But they dumped your ass for Trump and now he's cut you to the quick
Looks like you bombed with all those jokes about his....
Hands
(spoken)
Aw, Marco, it sure isn't easy to say goodbye to you, little buddy
Because, you know, you won't f**king leave
Sure, I laughed when all the other guys made fun of you, but only because it was really funny!
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say, Marco, is that you've got a heart as big as one of your ears, and a level of integrity even higher than those stilettos you wear
Except when you make dick jokes, but hey, nobody's perfect!
I know we haven't always seen eye to eye. For instance, you're a fan of the Miami Dolphins and I'm a fan of equality
But I don't care if you're in the Tea Party or the Republican Party, 'cause I know at least one thing's for sure, little Marco
We'll always have that foam party
(sung)
GOP dropout (GOP dropout)
Baby, you're finally out of luck
GOP dropout (GOP dropout)
You really acted like a schmuck (La-la-la)
Well, I'll miss the way you sweat before you finally grew some courage
Now go home and tell Janette to get her pom-poms out of storage
GOP dropout, ooh, no
Looks like there's nothing more to say
GOP dropout (mmm-mmm-mm-mm-mm)
All of your donors ran away (la-la-la)
Now get off the grid, you blew it, kid, your ship's about to sink
Better get going. Gurl, you're thirsty. Have a drink
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Sorry I made fun of your shoes!