If Donald got Fired by Randy Rainbow Lyrics

[Randy Rainbow]
If Donald got fired according to plan
Just think of the things I could do
I'd stop having nightmares about Kellyanne
And finally, sing songs about somebody new
If Donald got fired

[Patti LuPone]
If Donald got fired, would that be sublime
I'd put down my bottles and bongs
I'd be back on broadway and belting Sondheim
Instead of cheap internet parody songs
If Donald got fired

[Randy]
Donald quit running your scam
There's nothing to tout

[Patti]
You're no Abraham
[Both]
Donald, we're all in a jam
Please get the hell out
And take Lindsey graham
It would be so nice
If he lost on election day

[Randy]
I'd build him a new wall

[Patti]
I'd pay for his u-haul

[Randy]
And I'd let Melania stay

[Both]
Oh Donald
Please go far away

[Randy]
If Donald got firеd there wouldn't be any morе
Reckless, old, complainy
Dictator's regime

No more smug elites
[Patti]
No more goddamn tweets

[Both]
Donald, the truth might be tough

[Patti]
The polls all project
We've all had enough

[Both]
Donald, don't stand there and scoff
With all due respect
Please kindly f*ck off

[Randy]
I hope we choose the right
The future's so dark and unknown

[Patti]
But there's no decidin'
I'm ridin' with Biden

[Randy]
I'm voting for Patti LuPone
[Patti]
Yas queen

[Both]
Oh Donald
Oh Donald
Oh Donald
Just leave us alone