Any Dem will Do by Randy Rainbow Lyrics
I'm so confused
And who can blame me
Could Joe or Amy
Take on you-know-who
How will I choose
It's like the lotto
So here's my motto
Any dem will do
They're all so white
But that orange fellow
Turned the red side yellow
Which is why I'm blue
So just do what's right
When it's november
And gurl remember
Any dem will do. (Woah woah woah)
A socialist
A super-twink
An academic who can drink
Whatever that guy's name is
Bloomberg, Klobuchar, and Joe
No one's perfect
Everyone does stupid shit
Hе has plans
But can't say how he'll pay for it
And she disputes
Hеr tribal roots
She botched her DNA result
Some say he's got one foot in the nursing home
He dropped out
And she eats salad with a comb
But here's the thing
I'm rallying
For any sane adult
Mike atoned for his old ways
Still he loves his NDA's
And if it seems that Amy likes to boast
Only just cause she invented post-it's
But don't let their little quirks
Act like silly jerks
Tell the Bloomberg buffs, and Bernie Brothers
If their out, pick any of the others
Such as
Warren
Or Pete
Or Amy
Or Joe
Or Sam?
They make gaffes
Then recover with aplomb
He makes dad jokes
And He's more kvetchy than my mom
But even still
I got to shill
For anyone not crazy
So Buttijocks, and Klobuchicks
Don't act like a bag of dicks
If the status quo has got you seething
Just pick anyone alive and breathing
Vote for:
Warren
Or Pete
Or Amy
Or Joe
Or Bernie
Or Susan?
Or Mike
Or Oprah
Or Meryl
Or Cory
Or Jerry
Or Whoopi
Or Jen
Or Courtney
Or Lisa
Or Fred
Or Ethel
Or Liza
Or my mother
Or Elmo
Or Taylor
Or Taylor
Or Flo
Or this mailbox
Or your dog
Or Ellen
Or Beyoncé
OR ANYONE BLUE
And who can blame me
Could Joe or Amy
Take on you-know-who
How will I choose
It's like the lotto
So here's my motto
Any dem will do
They're all so white
But that orange fellow
Turned the red side yellow
Which is why I'm blue
So just do what's right
When it's november
And gurl remember
Any dem will do. (Woah woah woah)
A socialist
A super-twink
An academic who can drink
Whatever that guy's name is
Bloomberg, Klobuchar, and Joe
No one's perfect
Everyone does stupid shit
Hе has plans
But can't say how he'll pay for it
And she disputes
Hеr tribal roots
She botched her DNA result
Some say he's got one foot in the nursing home
He dropped out
And she eats salad with a comb
But here's the thing
I'm rallying
For any sane adult
Mike atoned for his old ways
Still he loves his NDA's
And if it seems that Amy likes to boast
Only just cause she invented post-it's
But don't let their little quirks
Act like silly jerks
Tell the Bloomberg buffs, and Bernie Brothers
If their out, pick any of the others
Such as
Warren
Or Pete
Or Amy
Or Joe
Or Sam?
They make gaffes
Then recover with aplomb
He makes dad jokes
And He's more kvetchy than my mom
But even still
I got to shill
For anyone not crazy
So Buttijocks, and Klobuchicks
Don't act like a bag of dicks
If the status quo has got you seething
Just pick anyone alive and breathing
Vote for:
Warren
Or Pete
Or Amy
Or Joe
Or Bernie
Or Susan?
Or Mike
Or Oprah
Or Meryl
Or Cory
Or Jerry
Or Whoopi
Or Jen
Or Courtney
Or Lisa
Or Fred
Or Ethel
Or Liza
Or my mother
Or Elmo
Or Taylor
Or Taylor
Or Flo
Or this mailbox
Or your dog
Or Ellen
Or Beyoncé
OR ANYONE BLUE