Spritzer? I barely know her by Ranch Slut Lyrics

(This is the one. I keep going so hard it keeps going flat. Like my fucking front right tire, man. Lookin' outside, that front right tire.)

[Verse 1]
Lights shift as fast as my mood
She thinks I'm an artist. I guess that's my cue
I split and run. She says that's no fun
I said, "Sorry, honey, but my heart is a gun."

[Chorus}
Finger on the trigger, said "Bye, baby, bye."
I just wanna be alone and get really high!
Bang! Then I'm down and I'm thrown off my groove
Bullets left in the chamber. Bitch, what you trying to prove?

[Verse 2]
Grabs hold of my arm, yeah she wants to play rough
Thinks avoidance is sexy, oh she likes that I'm tough
Bitch don't fucking touch me. I'm not here to play
I'm not what you want and I'm not gonna stay!

[Chorus}
Finger on the trigger, said "Bye, baby, bye."
I just wanna be alone and get really high!
Bang! Then I'm down and I'm thrown off my groove
Bullets left in the chamber. Bitch, what you trying to prove?
[Verse 3]
Don't call me, don't text me, don't talk to my band
You thought this was love, but baby you're just a fan!

[Outro]
Spritzer? I barely know her!

(Pound it; we wrote a song.)