Paramecium by Rabbit Troupe Lyrics

You're not a fucking poet
Just because you say you drink like one
But I'd drink too if I had friends like yours
Well I wish you were like Gatsby
I wish you were as fictional as him
'Cause you're as useless as the condom in my drawer

Wear your most expensive vest and photograph yourself
So that everyone can know
Just how important you pretend to be

Present yourself so delicately
And you can sleep with girls that I fall for
But don't expect a single one to call
The world rests on your shoulders
And I can feel it sinking all the time
Just rest it on your back and learn to crawl

Wear your most expensive vest and photograph yourself
So that everyone can know
Just how important you pretend to be