2018 XXL Freshman REJECTS parody by RB Lyrics
[Verse 1: Big’ Lil]
Ayy yo, it’s Big Lil’
Everyone knows I’m a big deal
Lil’ do ridin’ the big wheels
Big hat, big bill
Boy, you lame you Dumbo
I’m a star like Patrick Wumbo
Gettin’ these Ws hundo
All my clothes, jumbo
I don’t play no games, but it’s game on
Lil’ Big, no! You got it all wrong
Yeah I’m killing this beat, but it do not hurt
On that XXL just like my shirt
[Verse 2: Young Spitta]
If you wanna step up to my squad you gon’ be sorry
Check me swervin’ in the streets in my brand new ‘Rari
I’m servin’ all these haters, “Can I take your order please?”
Young Spitta out here lookin’ sharper than what the shore would be
I give you straight facts from me, you won’t do nothing false
Yo’ girl wanna dance, but I ain’t talking ‘bout no waltz
‘Cause I got the super duper swag and it ain’t my fault
That diss be slap so hard that I should charge it with assault
I got this stuff locked down like it’s in a vault
That lady’s fit for Young Spitta they doing somersaults
This beat was dead on arrival, there was no survivors
The way I spit you got your girl wet in this saliva
[Verse 3: Fo-Get]
You already know who I am
Y’all ain’t ready
Turn that shit up talking straight from my dome
I got my first song locked and I...(What was my line?)
Ah...got that flow!
I got my first song locked talking straight from my dome
Turn that shit up, you know I got that flow
Turn that shit up! Turn that shit up!
What rhymes wit’ up?
Wow! See, he ain’t got them bars though
I got them bars I just... I-
[Verse 4: Lil Sheet]
Got a little sheet on my head
Just got outta my bed
Got breakfast ready in the kitchen
That’s what my mama said
Got a twin sized bed that’s comfortable
Sleeping all day and we never stop
Two fans on is never hot
Count that sheep, then we countin’ that guap boy
Got no sleep, “Ayo, doc I’m feeling sleepy!”
My girl named Aurora always sleeping she a beauty
Making cheese like a mouse, all my friends they call me, “Mickey”
Clean it up like Cinderelly
This ain’t Disney, hope you’re wit’ me
Come into my room, and you finna catch me nappin‘
Eat a big burrito and you finna catch me crappin’
I love my girls real curvy
I love my fries real curly
Please set my alarm clock for 2:30
‘Cause I ain’t wakin’ early!
[Verse 5: Lil’ Irritated]
Man, I’m pissed! Woke up way too fuckin’ early for this shit
I ain’t even wanna clock and it’s a shit!
I’m too tired to be talking I should be-
I’m too lazy to be walking I’m just-
A lil’ irritated
Don’t I have to sleep tank all mostly shocked that I made it
Shocked there’s too many guys here
We don’t see eye to eye here
I might just act up and hit a guy here, no lies yet
I ain’t get no sleep, man you don’t wanna piss me off
Outside I might look so cheap but inside I’m myself
I just killed a dude last week and this week I been off
I might have to change that if you cross me like you God
All you rappers shoulda been afraid
Y’all actors with a hint of gay
Hit and quit yet it’s been a play
Been a mood, murder dudes what I intend to do
Y’all food plus I’m hungry too
Process like I’m huntin’ you
Middle finger at follow you
Ayy yo, it’s Big Lil’
Everyone knows I’m a big deal
Lil’ do ridin’ the big wheels
Big hat, big bill
Boy, you lame you Dumbo
I’m a star like Patrick Wumbo
Gettin’ these Ws hundo
All my clothes, jumbo
I don’t play no games, but it’s game on
Lil’ Big, no! You got it all wrong
Yeah I’m killing this beat, but it do not hurt
On that XXL just like my shirt
[Verse 2: Young Spitta]
If you wanna step up to my squad you gon’ be sorry
Check me swervin’ in the streets in my brand new ‘Rari
I’m servin’ all these haters, “Can I take your order please?”
Young Spitta out here lookin’ sharper than what the shore would be
I give you straight facts from me, you won’t do nothing false
Yo’ girl wanna dance, but I ain’t talking ‘bout no waltz
‘Cause I got the super duper swag and it ain’t my fault
That diss be slap so hard that I should charge it with assault
I got this stuff locked down like it’s in a vault
That lady’s fit for Young Spitta they doing somersaults
This beat was dead on arrival, there was no survivors
The way I spit you got your girl wet in this saliva
[Verse 3: Fo-Get]
You already know who I am
Y’all ain’t ready
Turn that shit up talking straight from my dome
I got my first song locked and I...(What was my line?)
Ah...got that flow!
I got my first song locked talking straight from my dome
Turn that shit up, you know I got that flow
Turn that shit up! Turn that shit up!
What rhymes wit’ up?
Wow! See, he ain’t got them bars though
I got them bars I just... I-
[Verse 4: Lil Sheet]
Got a little sheet on my head
Just got outta my bed
Got breakfast ready in the kitchen
That’s what my mama said
Got a twin sized bed that’s comfortable
Sleeping all day and we never stop
Two fans on is never hot
Count that sheep, then we countin’ that guap boy
Got no sleep, “Ayo, doc I’m feeling sleepy!”
My girl named Aurora always sleeping she a beauty
Making cheese like a mouse, all my friends they call me, “Mickey”
Clean it up like Cinderelly
This ain’t Disney, hope you’re wit’ me
Come into my room, and you finna catch me nappin‘
Eat a big burrito and you finna catch me crappin’
I love my girls real curvy
I love my fries real curly
Please set my alarm clock for 2:30
‘Cause I ain’t wakin’ early!
[Verse 5: Lil’ Irritated]
Man, I’m pissed! Woke up way too fuckin’ early for this shit
I ain’t even wanna clock and it’s a shit!
I’m too tired to be talking I should be-
I’m too lazy to be walking I’m just-
A lil’ irritated
Don’t I have to sleep tank all mostly shocked that I made it
Shocked there’s too many guys here
We don’t see eye to eye here
I might just act up and hit a guy here, no lies yet
I ain’t get no sleep, man you don’t wanna piss me off
Outside I might look so cheap but inside I’m myself
I just killed a dude last week and this week I been off
I might have to change that if you cross me like you God
All you rappers shoulda been afraid
Y’all actors with a hint of gay
Hit and quit yet it’s been a play
Been a mood, murder dudes what I intend to do
Y’all food plus I’m hungry too
Process like I’m huntin’ you
Middle finger at follow you