R.A.s Classroom Skit by R.A. The Rugged Man Lyrics
(Various noises)
[Miguel] Teacher, Teacher, I need help with this!
[Teacher] Yes, Miguel, how may I help you?
[Miguel] I don't know how to do this!
[Teacher] That's seven times three, oh my god! (I know this, it's ten!) This fucking Special Ed Student's fucking retarded!
Do I have to smash ya head against my desk again? (Ow! Ow!) Do you like it? (Leave him alone!) R.A., what are you doing? Why are you throwing desk's again?
[R.A.] I just wanna be normal, with the normal kids in the normal classes!
[Teacher] You CAN'T! You're all handicapped, and that's fun. Now let's all sing that song we all know and love
[R.A.] Why do we gonna sing that song?!
[Teacher] Sing it! Sing it now!
[Class] We are retards, handicapped children
[R.A.] I hate this fuckin' song! I fuckin' hate it!
[Teacher] I love this song..when's recess?
[Miguel] Teacher, Teacher, I need help with this!
[Teacher] Yes, Miguel, how may I help you?
[Miguel] I don't know how to do this!
[Teacher] That's seven times three, oh my god! (I know this, it's ten!) This fucking Special Ed Student's fucking retarded!
Do I have to smash ya head against my desk again? (Ow! Ow!) Do you like it? (Leave him alone!) R.A., what are you doing? Why are you throwing desk's again?
[R.A.] I just wanna be normal, with the normal kids in the normal classes!
[Teacher] You CAN'T! You're all handicapped, and that's fun. Now let's all sing that song we all know and love
[R.A.] Why do we gonna sing that song?!
[Teacher] Sing it! Sing it now!
[Class] We are retards, handicapped children
[R.A.] I hate this fuckin' song! I fuckin' hate it!
[Teacher] I love this song..when's recess?