Suck You Off Shake It Off Parody by Queens Of Pop Lyrics
[Verse 1:]
I know what they say..
Cause they're true.. no fucking way
Here's a little fact, mhm
My hymen is in tact, mhm
But I've never got my cork.. (pop)
I'm a chewy shiny pork
Why I don't have a date? Mhm
I love sucking dick, mhm
[Pre-Chorus:]
I do a striptease
Cause I'm a fucking prick-tease
Well, put your dick inside me
We'll have some fun
We'll be blowing bubbles with your come
[Chorus:]
I was kinda dating Jake Gyllenhaal
You know he didn't fuck
I ripped off his balls
His dick was so big, and now he broke my jaw
I suck you off, I suck you off
Harry Styles and me, went on some dance
Then I let him watch me masturbate
Then I hit his load 'It tastes like grape'
I suck you off, I suck you off
[Verse 2:]
I'll never be a ho (Don't be too blind)
With Katy Perry? No! (She's a fucking cunt!)
I know you won't be shocked. Mhm
Sucks her daddy's cock (Moan)
When John Mayer said 'Goodbye' (when he said 'goodbye')
I bet Katy won't be fine (I hope she fucking dies)
And I really sent you here. Mhm
That she caught my gonorrhea. Mhm
[Pre-Chorus:]
That guy from Twilight
Disco fucked me all night
Did I swallow damn right to get reflex?
I'm really good at oral sex
[Chorus:]
When Ed Sheeran still be mine, We wrote some hit
I either let him touch my little blonde tits
Then I let him ask me to suck his dick
I suck you off. I suck you off
When he got his balls, then, I had to stir
Cause they were fucking covered in Ginger hair
#ThenIvomitedontheground
[Feature:]
I suck you off, I suck you off (x2)
[Hook:]
Oh, my god. OMG. I'm your American girl and I won't be waiting for my wedding day. Until then, I'm gonna suck someone's big fat meat
I'll teach you how to suck a big dick with class
Put the cock in your mouth, then I finger up his arse
Here's a little tip to improve your blows
If he starts suffocating, eat through your mouth
[Chorus:]
I'm a naughty girl, and I'm 22
I can suck a dick when I want to
I like 'em when they're big and their balls are blue
I suck you off, I suck you off
Jesus said to me: 'Taylor, I'm Saint
If you trynna get in Heaven, I'll let you in
If you ever suck the cock with foreskin'
I suck you off, I suck you off
[Feature:]
I suck you off, I suck you off (x2)
[Hook:]
I really need to get myself an iPhone 6
Cause my iPhone 5 is full of dick pics
Sorry if you think this song's upseen
But semen is my only source of pro-tein
I know what they say..
Cause they're true.. no fucking way
Here's a little fact, mhm
My hymen is in tact, mhm
But I've never got my cork.. (pop)
I'm a chewy shiny pork
Why I don't have a date? Mhm
I love sucking dick, mhm
[Pre-Chorus:]
I do a striptease
Cause I'm a fucking prick-tease
Well, put your dick inside me
We'll have some fun
We'll be blowing bubbles with your come
[Chorus:]
I was kinda dating Jake Gyllenhaal
You know he didn't fuck
I ripped off his balls
His dick was so big, and now he broke my jaw
I suck you off, I suck you off
Harry Styles and me, went on some dance
Then I let him watch me masturbate
Then I hit his load 'It tastes like grape'
I suck you off, I suck you off
[Verse 2:]
I'll never be a ho (Don't be too blind)
With Katy Perry? No! (She's a fucking cunt!)
I know you won't be shocked. Mhm
Sucks her daddy's cock (Moan)
When John Mayer said 'Goodbye' (when he said 'goodbye')
I bet Katy won't be fine (I hope she fucking dies)
And I really sent you here. Mhm
That she caught my gonorrhea. Mhm
[Pre-Chorus:]
That guy from Twilight
Disco fucked me all night
Did I swallow damn right to get reflex?
I'm really good at oral sex
[Chorus:]
When Ed Sheeran still be mine, We wrote some hit
I either let him touch my little blonde tits
Then I let him ask me to suck his dick
I suck you off. I suck you off
When he got his balls, then, I had to stir
Cause they were fucking covered in Ginger hair
#ThenIvomitedontheground
[Feature:]
I suck you off, I suck you off (x2)
[Hook:]
Oh, my god. OMG. I'm your American girl and I won't be waiting for my wedding day. Until then, I'm gonna suck someone's big fat meat
I'll teach you how to suck a big dick with class
Put the cock in your mouth, then I finger up his arse
Here's a little tip to improve your blows
If he starts suffocating, eat through your mouth
[Chorus:]
I'm a naughty girl, and I'm 22
I can suck a dick when I want to
I like 'em when they're big and their balls are blue
I suck you off, I suck you off
Jesus said to me: 'Taylor, I'm Saint
If you trynna get in Heaven, I'll let you in
If you ever suck the cock with foreskin'
I suck you off, I suck you off
[Feature:]
I suck you off, I suck you off (x2)
[Hook:]
I really need to get myself an iPhone 6
Cause my iPhone 5 is full of dick pics
Sorry if you think this song's upseen
But semen is my only source of pro-tein