Bringing Home The Bacon by Procol Harum Lyrics

Bringing home the bacon
Tender juicy steaks
Breast-fed baby dumpling
Gobbling up the cakes

Milk-fed baby dumpling
Slobbering, goo-faced, mean
Wet-nursed sour purse spot face
Blubbering in the cream

Emperor baby dumpling
Loaded, bloated curse
Mighty baby dumpling
Stuffing 'til he bursts