Im The Illest by Posses In The Hood Lyrics
[Dr. Hoodis]
Yeah...
Ceingy and Mr. Origan and me, the Dr, ha ha
[Mr. Origan]
I'm the illest, don't forget that
I'm the illest, don't never forget that
No one is iller than me, cause I'm the illest you see
I'm illest, the iller rapper from the mist, perform an exorcist
I'm Origan, it's my origin
I keep animals in cages til they behave
Some monkey's need a shave, or go to a rave
Party all night til everyone dies from alcohol poisoning
Things that they'll just keep doing
I drink, but I drink with my homies, get drunk so much
I'll do good in a rave, puking all over the place
I just sniffed some powder, now I'm out my face
I'm fallin' about and it's dark, I think I'm in space
I get off my feet so much, even when I feel like I would faint
My coat is fresher than wet paint, ha and so it would be
You listen to my tape, you'll like it
Intent Rap tapes on tha scene, when me and Ce gave a fuck
We now don't, so if you are offended, please let us know
So we can offend you even more (whore)
You'll be knocked off your feet less in a second
I reckin that in a miniute, you'll be sent to the life that's infinite
Blow my mind, like a bomb and a TNT, yeah your ass will see
Say what you like, it's like gettin' spiked by a spike
Go out with a dyke, it's like it's nothing good, SYKE
I'm on my bike, rollin' down tha hill til I fall off
In the room, so bad that I can't stop my cough
[Dr. Hoodis]
Me and Ceingy and Origan so mad as hell
I rap like I'm black and from Hell
I am almost brain dead, in my bed my face is red
Someone might mistook me as Satan, but I love him so much
That I would never hesitate to give him a rating
Killin' minds so good that my mind is stil good, so it should
I am Hoodis, remember yo, I know where the fuckin' hood is
Ya'll probably forget that your hood was a shamhole
I reliezed it since my brain was in a hole, hoe
Mess with my mind, I'll mess with yours, you got that
Yeah, I bet you did
I was shot a thousand times when I got knocked out
My homie began to fuckin' shout, OUCH!
I hope that my brain is still in there, it should be
I would never thought to turn out to be gay
I shoot my own brain with a gat, it's so big that it can kill Postman Pat
[Mr. Origan]
I'm the illest, don't forget that
I'm the illest, don't never forget that
No one is iller than me, cause I'm the illest you see
I'm illest, the iller rapper from the mist, perform an exorcist
[Ceingy]
Everythin' in your scheme will be get very messy
Blood all over the place on the day I kill Betty
I've got at least a thousand of people, including the repo
I killed him because he stole my bike
I tried to ran after him but then was stopped by an ugly fat dyke
She touched me, and I shouted get off
She just didn't listen so I pushed her fat body off
She fell and banged her head hard
I then felt the guilt and send her a sorry card
She replied to me that she accepts it
I send her another card sayin' "just pullin' your leg and there's a big shit"
She then died that day, I felt bad inside
Don't worry, she was fakin' it and got arrested for false suicide
I am down with tha count, I'm tellin' ya that
I can't get up, but if you help me then I'll let you use my pink cup
I got kicked in the stomach til I grow ache
Acne was the worse, I had it on my armpits
I then one time grow spots on my shits
This is Ceingy, C-E-I-N-G-Y, don't forget that guy
Run over a lamppost, it was shambles
I then drove away into the sunset
Dim Rathers, ain't I just the illest MC on this earth
[Dr. Hoodis]
Yeah, I bet you are
I'm driving off in my car
This ain't a verse, it's the first outro before the second
I take for the drastic measures, this ain't drastic, it's fantastic
Come to abort you like a bastard egg
Fuck you in the ass like a beautiful version of Meg
She's cute, when she can be
I like Stewie, though he just acts too damn gay
[Ceingy]
Now, this is the real outro, the real one, not Hoodis's short verse, ha
Dim Rathers yo
Here standing are Mr. Origan, me and Dr Hoodis, listen, he does know where the hood is
Yeah...
Ceingy and Mr. Origan and me, the Dr, ha ha
[Mr. Origan]
I'm the illest, don't forget that
I'm the illest, don't never forget that
No one is iller than me, cause I'm the illest you see
I'm illest, the iller rapper from the mist, perform an exorcist
I'm Origan, it's my origin
I keep animals in cages til they behave
Some monkey's need a shave, or go to a rave
Party all night til everyone dies from alcohol poisoning
Things that they'll just keep doing
I drink, but I drink with my homies, get drunk so much
I'll do good in a rave, puking all over the place
I just sniffed some powder, now I'm out my face
I'm fallin' about and it's dark, I think I'm in space
I get off my feet so much, even when I feel like I would faint
My coat is fresher than wet paint, ha and so it would be
You listen to my tape, you'll like it
Intent Rap tapes on tha scene, when me and Ce gave a fuck
We now don't, so if you are offended, please let us know
So we can offend you even more (whore)
You'll be knocked off your feet less in a second
I reckin that in a miniute, you'll be sent to the life that's infinite
Blow my mind, like a bomb and a TNT, yeah your ass will see
Say what you like, it's like gettin' spiked by a spike
Go out with a dyke, it's like it's nothing good, SYKE
I'm on my bike, rollin' down tha hill til I fall off
In the room, so bad that I can't stop my cough
[Dr. Hoodis]
Me and Ceingy and Origan so mad as hell
I rap like I'm black and from Hell
I am almost brain dead, in my bed my face is red
Someone might mistook me as Satan, but I love him so much
That I would never hesitate to give him a rating
Killin' minds so good that my mind is stil good, so it should
I am Hoodis, remember yo, I know where the fuckin' hood is
Ya'll probably forget that your hood was a shamhole
I reliezed it since my brain was in a hole, hoe
Mess with my mind, I'll mess with yours, you got that
Yeah, I bet you did
I was shot a thousand times when I got knocked out
My homie began to fuckin' shout, OUCH!
I hope that my brain is still in there, it should be
I would never thought to turn out to be gay
I shoot my own brain with a gat, it's so big that it can kill Postman Pat
[Mr. Origan]
I'm the illest, don't forget that
I'm the illest, don't never forget that
No one is iller than me, cause I'm the illest you see
I'm illest, the iller rapper from the mist, perform an exorcist
[Ceingy]
Everythin' in your scheme will be get very messy
Blood all over the place on the day I kill Betty
I've got at least a thousand of people, including the repo
I killed him because he stole my bike
I tried to ran after him but then was stopped by an ugly fat dyke
She touched me, and I shouted get off
She just didn't listen so I pushed her fat body off
She fell and banged her head hard
I then felt the guilt and send her a sorry card
She replied to me that she accepts it
I send her another card sayin' "just pullin' your leg and there's a big shit"
She then died that day, I felt bad inside
Don't worry, she was fakin' it and got arrested for false suicide
I am down with tha count, I'm tellin' ya that
I can't get up, but if you help me then I'll let you use my pink cup
I got kicked in the stomach til I grow ache
Acne was the worse, I had it on my armpits
I then one time grow spots on my shits
This is Ceingy, C-E-I-N-G-Y, don't forget that guy
Run over a lamppost, it was shambles
I then drove away into the sunset
Dim Rathers, ain't I just the illest MC on this earth
[Dr. Hoodis]
Yeah, I bet you are
I'm driving off in my car
This ain't a verse, it's the first outro before the second
I take for the drastic measures, this ain't drastic, it's fantastic
Come to abort you like a bastard egg
Fuck you in the ass like a beautiful version of Meg
She's cute, when she can be
I like Stewie, though he just acts too damn gay
[Ceingy]
Now, this is the real outro, the real one, not Hoodis's short verse, ha
Dim Rathers yo
Here standing are Mr. Origan, me and Dr Hoodis, listen, he does know where the hood is