Trapper Aint Got A Bird by Peter and the Test Tube Babies Lyrics

Trapper ain't got a bird and we all ain't suprised
'cos he's really shit ugly and he's got four eyes
He ain't got big muscles, he's got no hairy chest
He has to go to bed at seven and he has to wear a vest

Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, and don't we know
Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, he's got B.O

He's got no sex appeal and a fucking great big nose
He's got really bad breath and his IQ's really low
He is really very ugly lots of spots and scabs to pick
The girls don't' wanna know him 'cos he makes them all feel sick

I only joined the group to attract the other sex
To my wonderful body and my huge biceps
I am much better looking than any of these three
Although they've all got the same problem as me

We ain't got no birds, and we don't care

Oi! Now i'm divorced I'll be able to go for loads and loads of birds
Shit one Trapper !

I think i'll go down the disco tonight and pick one up

Be alright if its dark !

What a cringe this song is