Tetrahedron by Perhaps Contraption Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Tetrahedron
Choked a fat swan
Tetrahedron choked a fat swan

[Pre-Chorus 1]
A pathogenic cuboid
Lodged in swan's neck
Swan was utterly, utterly distressed
A pathogenic cuboid
Lodged in the crevice
Causing tracheal damage

[Chorus 1]
He was flappin’
Feathers flappin'
Breakin' children
Feathers flappin’, breakin' children's arms

[Verse 2]
Swan did feel wrong
Choked for this long
Swan did feel wrong, choked for this long
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Beaky chatter
Dur swan, flap
He was disappointed

[Chorus 2]
Swan did squawk like
An old kazoo
Frayed fins oiled like leather
What's an old swan meant to do
When you can't control the weather?

[Chorus 3]
Queen was most distressed
With this state of affairs
The regal bird brain made the pond drain
And all the cameras stared
Oh!

[Verse 3]
Tetrahedron
Foreign legion
Lighthouse beacon