White HollyWood by Paul Mooney Lyrics

You know they will let white folks make a movie about any goddamn thing. Scissor hands, give me a fuckin break, somebody is on crack. Somebody has a pipe at the studio. Somebody in the studio is smoking crack. Scissorhands, throw mama from the train, only white folks can thrown mama from the train and it’s a hit fucking movie. Ain’t it some crazy fucking shit. Throw mama from the goddamn train. White men can’t jump, they don’t have to own the team. Some white man in a bank, oh man my niggers are jumping, jump nigger. Daddy makes you jump. Jump. Single white female, they’ll let white folks make a movie about anything. But I knew thеy were crazy when they made driving miss daisy. In the ’90s in driving miss driving, fuck miss daisy. I will walk before I drive miss daisy. Some old Jewish woman, I’d walk before and beat the shit out of miss daisy. This is the 90’s I’ll drive the bitch to an alley and rob her. I will do a carjacking, miss daisy is on a fucking bus if she’s driving with me. A lot of you are relating but a lot of white folks aren’t laughing because they love that tar baby let’s go back aunt Jamima bullshit. Oh yeah. I don’t like that cooning happy slave bullshit. See your white you can go back, back to the future, yeah go on back. I go back, I can only go back so far and my black ass is in the chain, fuck you I’m not going back. They're trying to trick a nigger, come on come on back. Come back to jamaica. No, I'm staying here, where I can tell you to kiss my black ass. I didn't like the ending of the movie, and the rest is like c’mon poison my best friend, let’s get it over with so I go the fuck to sleep. What they going to do, let Spike Lee write and direct part 2. Driving miss daisy some more.