Lassie by Paul Mooney Lyrics

But my favorite, I have to confess, don’t tell anybody, Lassie. I love lassie. I love motherfucker lassie. Was that a smart dog, godman that dog was smart, you remember how it started, that was lassie whistling. That dog was smart. Want’ he. And then talked to Lassie like lassie was a person. You know white folks talk to lassie, “Hey lassie, hi lassie, hi girl, how’s your mom, oh Lassie, I love you, call me tomorrow lassie,” Just talk to lassie. I saw one episode, grandpa drove him somewhere and had a fucking heart attack. Lassie drovе him to the hospital, and made a left, I said goddamn lassie taht ‘s a smart fucking dog. Lassie got dogs killed. I had a little mixed ghetto dog, I almost hit that dog in the head with a hammer, I sadi “motherfucker if lassie could do it, you go do it,” I said, you better talk back imma give you to the Vietnamese family, I bet they’ll make your ass talk. But that lassie. Whew. Then one episode they got burglarized, they said “Go take girl, were there any fingers, any dark one girl, grrrr, that black girl? Make ou the police report lassie,”