A Revealing Testimony by PW Musical Productions Lyrics

MILES EDGEWORTH [spoken]:
We call to the stand April May…

APRIL MAY [sung]:
April May here, at your service!
Mr. Lawyer, you seem nervous--
Gee, I hope I haven't made you lose your cool!
Oh, I've got this fuzzy feeling
What I say will be revealing!
But they might need time to mop up all the drool

I was staying for a spell
At the Gatewater Hotel
'Cause they have bestest bellboys there
It was nine or nine-oh-one
When I saw the murder done
And the girl who did it's sitting in that chair!

It was awful! It was brutal!
And I screamed, [gasp] but it was futile
And that's why I had to watch in horror instead
[spoken]
No one was there to protect me!

[sung]
As the victim, in her fright
Tried to dodge off to the right--
So the hippie lady took the clock and hit her right on the head!

When she clocked her with the clock
I was overcome with shock
But I called the cops, 'cause these things make me squirm
It's so hot here... can I stop
To loosen up my top?

ALL MEN IN COURT except EDGEWORTH and PHOENIX WRIGHT:
This testimony is very, very... [ahem] firm!

APRIL [spoken]:
Thank you, boys. Mwah!