Vince Carder University by PRESTON WATERS Lyrics
[Intro: College Introduction presented by Preston Waters]
(I would like to welcome you all to Vince Carder University)
(This is where I road trips and journeys makes us successful)
(Our databases are powered by Bitcoin, we have 24hrs computer labs, and BIN study groups available)
(We are technicians! Not Students!)
(Our refund policies are 6 hours after purchase)
(Put on your tech suits tighten up your dad hats and hit the god damn road!)
[Verse 1: Preston Waters]
I asked you if it went through and you lied to me..
No more Uber, take a dollar van and ride to me..
Like a Visa, Bitch you nothing but a slide to me..
Put some GC's aside for me...
For a rainy day, 201 heartbreaks, fuck an 808 ( Got this 101)
Neimann Marcus takes the pain away
Sign with a marker, cause the pen always fade away ( Swish)
In VIP with some snakes dressed in Bathing Ape
This last discover, just saved the day ( A discovery!)
For every trapper with a track, I had to pave a way!
Bin screaming Amex, instead of Amen!
White collar crimes, got niggas in the State-penn
My line of work, bin lining work since grade 10
My young bull, got in his bag and I was happy for him
Graduation gift-card and a lappy for him
But you rather me sell poison to my people
First jugg I didn't think this was a illegal
They always rap about how they pieces hittin'
How it went through and no receipt was given
[Interlude]
(No... Humz)
I don't want no pigeon
Them be the girls who get no humz from me
I'mma send ya bitch in the store
With a clip in her tote, swipe 2 then holla at me
[Verse 2: Preston Waters]
Try to then come back to the car
This the coupe, the X6 never far
I don't act, but in the spot I'm a star
They know who we are at the bar
Momma can't pay these bills all alone
So I update, and keep the tipper on
Bag it up myself and then I'm gone
She gonna wanna fuck when I'm on
No Telemundo it was on
You gotta Charge it up, to turn it on
Bit talking 16% percent
Donald Trump was elected president
Amazon package at her residence
I always bin a different individual
I made every payment individual
I got your favorite trapper in my videos
She silly with the 9 giffies what the deal-e-yo
I said she silly with the 9 giffies what the deal-e-yo
[Outro]
Carder...
Carder...
Carder...
Carder...
(I would like to welcome you all to Vince Carder University)
(This is where I road trips and journeys makes us successful)
(Our databases are powered by Bitcoin, we have 24hrs computer labs, and BIN study groups available)
(We are technicians! Not Students!)
(Our refund policies are 6 hours after purchase)
(Put on your tech suits tighten up your dad hats and hit the god damn road!)
[Verse 1: Preston Waters]
I asked you if it went through and you lied to me..
No more Uber, take a dollar van and ride to me..
Like a Visa, Bitch you nothing but a slide to me..
Put some GC's aside for me...
For a rainy day, 201 heartbreaks, fuck an 808 ( Got this 101)
Neimann Marcus takes the pain away
Sign with a marker, cause the pen always fade away ( Swish)
In VIP with some snakes dressed in Bathing Ape
This last discover, just saved the day ( A discovery!)
For every trapper with a track, I had to pave a way!
Bin screaming Amex, instead of Amen!
White collar crimes, got niggas in the State-penn
My line of work, bin lining work since grade 10
My young bull, got in his bag and I was happy for him
Graduation gift-card and a lappy for him
But you rather me sell poison to my people
First jugg I didn't think this was a illegal
They always rap about how they pieces hittin'
How it went through and no receipt was given
[Interlude]
(No... Humz)
I don't want no pigeon
Them be the girls who get no humz from me
I'mma send ya bitch in the store
With a clip in her tote, swipe 2 then holla at me
[Verse 2: Preston Waters]
Try to then come back to the car
This the coupe, the X6 never far
I don't act, but in the spot I'm a star
They know who we are at the bar
Momma can't pay these bills all alone
So I update, and keep the tipper on
Bag it up myself and then I'm gone
She gonna wanna fuck when I'm on
No Telemundo it was on
You gotta Charge it up, to turn it on
Bit talking 16% percent
Donald Trump was elected president
Amazon package at her residence
I always bin a different individual
I made every payment individual
I got your favorite trapper in my videos
She silly with the 9 giffies what the deal-e-yo
I said she silly with the 9 giffies what the deal-e-yo
[Outro]
Carder...
Carder...
Carder...
Carder...