Princess is a Bitch by Original Off-Broadway Cast of Emojiland Lyrics
[PRINCESS]
"Princess is a bitch!"
Yeah, I've heard it all before
I call 'em dictator haters
They come with the territor'
Because I'm rich and I'm powerful
You wanna tear me down?
Wanna take away my crown?
Well you'll wind up with a frown
If I set precedence wherein benevolence
Was my priority you'd honour me with compliments
But gloves of velvet fail to fend off fingernails
So why not let these claws of mine see the light of day and shine!
"Princess is a bitch!"
So you don't wanna mess with Princess
No, you don't wanna mess with me, no, oh
"Princess is a bitch!"
So when you address the Princess you best do it carefully!
"Princess is a bitch!"
[GUARDSMAN, spoken]
Your majesty, Pregnant Woman is here with a request.
[PRINCESS, spoken]
Ugh, kneel! What's your request?
[PREGNANT WOMAN, spoken]
I was going to ask if I could be exempt from having to kneel in your presence. But on second thought, that was probably just the hormones talking.
[PRINCESS, spoken]
Yes, it was. Now get up and dance, fatty! One! Two! Three!
[sung]
What can I say?
It's my zone
All my subjects can attest
The way I own the phone's throne
I'm friggin' hashtag blessed
Guardsman, Guardsman, hat so tall!
Who's the fiercest of them all?
[GUARDSMAN, spoken]
You?
[PRINCESS]
Good guess!
The most powerful emoji in the land? Yes!
What's up with royalty is that you'll spoil me
And I take pleasure in the measure of your loyalty
[PRINCESS & GUARDSMAN]
Life in the castle
With no hassle
No time for no vassal
[PRINCESS]
You know Princess got the jewels
That's why Princess makes the rules!
[PRINCESS (& OTHERS)]
"Princess is a bitch!" (Oh, oh, oh, oh)
So you don't wanna mess with Princess (Oh, oh, oh)
You don't wanna mess with me! (You don't wanna mess)
No!
"Princess is a bitch!"
So when you address the Princess
You best do it carefully
Oh oh oh!
(Princess is a bitch!)
A bitch!
(So you don't wanna mess with Princess)
No, you don't wanna mess
You don't wanna mess with me me me, me, me, me
(Princess is a bitch)
I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitch!
(So when you address the Princess you best do it carefully)
Wrap it up! Mama's tired
(Princess is a bitch)
I have resting me face!
(Princess is a bitch)
[ALL]
Princess is a bitch! (Princess is a bitch!)
"Princess is a bitch!"
Yeah, I've heard it all before
I call 'em dictator haters
They come with the territor'
Because I'm rich and I'm powerful
You wanna tear me down?
Wanna take away my crown?
Well you'll wind up with a frown
If I set precedence wherein benevolence
Was my priority you'd honour me with compliments
But gloves of velvet fail to fend off fingernails
So why not let these claws of mine see the light of day and shine!
"Princess is a bitch!"
So you don't wanna mess with Princess
No, you don't wanna mess with me, no, oh
"Princess is a bitch!"
So when you address the Princess you best do it carefully!
"Princess is a bitch!"
[GUARDSMAN, spoken]
Your majesty, Pregnant Woman is here with a request.
[PRINCESS, spoken]
Ugh, kneel! What's your request?
[PREGNANT WOMAN, spoken]
I was going to ask if I could be exempt from having to kneel in your presence. But on second thought, that was probably just the hormones talking.
[PRINCESS, spoken]
Yes, it was. Now get up and dance, fatty! One! Two! Three!
[sung]
What can I say?
It's my zone
All my subjects can attest
The way I own the phone's throne
I'm friggin' hashtag blessed
Guardsman, Guardsman, hat so tall!
Who's the fiercest of them all?
[GUARDSMAN, spoken]
You?
[PRINCESS]
Good guess!
The most powerful emoji in the land? Yes!
What's up with royalty is that you'll spoil me
And I take pleasure in the measure of your loyalty
[PRINCESS & GUARDSMAN]
Life in the castle
With no hassle
No time for no vassal
[PRINCESS]
You know Princess got the jewels
That's why Princess makes the rules!
[PRINCESS (& OTHERS)]
"Princess is a bitch!" (Oh, oh, oh, oh)
So you don't wanna mess with Princess (Oh, oh, oh)
You don't wanna mess with me! (You don't wanna mess)
No!
"Princess is a bitch!"
So when you address the Princess
You best do it carefully
Oh oh oh!
(Princess is a bitch!)
A bitch!
(So you don't wanna mess with Princess)
No, you don't wanna mess
You don't wanna mess with me me me, me, me, me
(Princess is a bitch)
I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitch!
(So when you address the Princess you best do it carefully)
Wrap it up! Mama's tired
(Princess is a bitch)
I have resting me face!
(Princess is a bitch)
[ALL]
Princess is a bitch! (Princess is a bitch!)