Finale Corn by Original Off-Broadway Cast Lyrics

[Jitter]
Now wait just a minute, Mother High-and-Mighty!! I- AHH!

[Narrator]
Jitter trips and falls on his own knife

[June]
Jitter tripped and fell on his own knife! He's dead!

So what were you asking me before, Big Willy?

[Big Willy]
Whatdaya say? Will you marry me, June, June, June, June?

[June]
Why, yes! Yes, yes, yes!

[All]
Oh, what beautiful corn!
What beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
[June]
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beau-

(Big Willy slaps June)

Why, sometimes you can get hit... hit real hard... and it feel like a kiss!

[All]
What beautiful
Corn!